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The Lazy Salesman in Jan 2002, The Worst Customers I Ever Had, Fill the Funnel, Negotiation, Collecting NOs, Thinking Time, Number 76 of my Selling Manifesto, Change Now!, Sales Job Interviews, Fail, Cluetrain, Action, The Perfect Customer, Integrity, Closing, Objection Handling, Summarising, Objectives, Rapport, Networking, Decisiveness, Qualifying.

The Lazy Salesman in Feb 2002,  Thinking  Aloud, Positioning, Honesty, Move On, Practising what I Preach?, Doing the Business – Networking, Issues and Personal Wins, Small Acorns, 4:2 Rule, Conscious Competence, Question, Listen, and Summarise, Sales Teams, Hunters and Farmers, The Competition, The Truth about Selling!, What’s in it for Me? (WIIFM), The Best Salespeople I know, Presenting, Calling High, Networking Again, Birthday – Ghost Story, Little Things make a Big Difference, Difficult Customers, Prospecting, Hot (Cheesy) Tips, What Irritates me as a Client.

The Lazy Salesman in March 2002; Who Wouldn’t I Work For?, Sex Sells, End Users, Cheesy Closes, High Risk or Low Risk, High Level Contacts, The Hook, Contact K.I.T., Pricing, Risk, Contracts, Selling Something You Don’t Believe In, Corporate DNA, Good News, Rejection, Calling High Level Contacts, Good Days and Bad Days, In the Client’s Shoes (The Observers learn the most), Advance not Continuation.

The Lazy Salesman in April 2002; Wait and They Did Come!!, Persist or Walk Away, Prospecting from Cold, Wait and They will come!, Stamina, Involve the Audience, One Thing Each Day, Luck, Good Selling Organisations, Be your Word, Be Honest with Yourself, More Corporate DNA and Zipf’s Law, Smile, Exceed Expectation, Shut Up Tony, Cardbox, Grassroots Selling, Persist and Have a Dream,  Pick an Onerous Task, Guilt, Style, Good Will, Mind Expanding Questions!, Tenacity and Lunch, Recovering Lost Momentum, Competing Customers, Selling Pranks.

The Lazy Salesman in May 2002: Contact, Resource Availability Close, Hardware Store, SPACER, My own Call Reluctance, Greetings and Handshakes, How much to you care?, Advancing after a Good Meeting, What Goes Around Comes Around, Concept to Cash, The Perfect Supplier, Follow-Up, All Talk and No Product, Elio the Photographer, Battles and Wars, Dissatisfied Customer, Crooks, Exhibition Leads, Small Acorns Conversations, The P.A font of all Knowledge, Practising What I Preach, Don’t Let Things Drift, Human Touch, Dreams Really Do Come True, Find Your Market.

The Lazy Salesman in June 2002: Lost Leaders, Loss Leaders, My Sales Call Reluctance, Can you talk?, Cover your bases, Selling Should be Effortless,  9 out of 10 people just aren’t interested, Selling Picks and Shovels, Tony the Café Owner, Playing 2 games of chess, Selling Ratios, Professionals Sort, Amateurs Convince, Onerous Tasks, Marketing your website, Internet Marketing, Struggling On, Time, where does it go to?, Prospecting is Non-Urgent and Important, Sell Better or Qualify Out!,  Easy to do business with, Is Selling Manipulating?, Big Coincidence, Revenge Referrals, Engaging, Can you help me?,Trial Close.

The Lazy Salesman in July 2002: Small Things, Hang in There, Selling Motivation, Stick at It, Gap in the Market, More Contact, Anticipation.

The Lazy Salesman in August 2002: The Perfectionist Salesman, What would you do if money was no object?,  The True Cost of Business, Good Clients, Run Like Hell if you see a Bow Tie, I have a dream, Heart and Soul, Check is out with former buyers, Good Job Multiplier, What’s Your Job?, Ask what is the key issue, Keep Prospecting.

 

The Lazy Salesman Sept 2002: Convincer or Qualifier?, Success, Mission Statements, Cardbox, Getting back to your client, Face to Face, Email of Phone?, Give me a chance, Pest or Professional, Good Service, Referrals and Networking, Why I hate CRM Systems, Sharpen The Saw, Women, Be nice to the kids, The point of no return, Life’s too serious to be taken seriously, Very Lazy Salesman, Good Service, Prospect and Network first, Block the time out for Prospecting and Networking, You, Creating Chaos, Not Trying to Become Picasso!, Stretch Objective.

 

Monday 30th September 2002

Convincer or Qualifier?

I reckon that selling falls on a scale between convincer and qualifier.

Are you a good convincer or a good qualifier?

If you’re both then great, but it’s my observation that most salespeople fall somewhere on the scale.

What is your preferred style, where do you fall on the scale?

 

I know that I’m a good qualifier and a crap convincer, so I’m far on the left with qualifying skills.

I don’t convince very well but I know where to go for the business that doesn’t need much convincing.

Other are much better convincers and therefore don’t need to be as good qualifiers, because they close/win more often with the client/customer.

If you’re a better qualifier than convincer then you need to call on the right people or do lots of calls to make up for your poor convincing skills!

I should know!

 

Sunday 29th September 2002

Success

I’m Sales Training tomorrow, and I’m finding new ways to express the same thing.

Found this quote today.

The successful person is the individual who forms the habit of doing what the failing person doesn’t like to do!  Donald Riggs

That just about sums it up, doesn’t it.

If you want to keep on being what you are keep doing what you’re doing. 

If you want to change or improve, do something different.

 

Saturday 28th September 2002

Mission Statements

Pile of crap if you ask me.  Beware of any company that has a mission statement.

How do I know?

Well check these ones generated by the Dilbert Random Mission Statement Generator;

  1. We envision to enthusiastically engineer innovative solutions while promoting personal employee growth.
  2. We strive to collaboratively negotiate long-term high-impact products to allow us to seamlessly utilize resource-levelling sources.
  3. We strive to competently engineer scalable resources to set us apart from the competition.
  4. It is our mission to enthusiastically provide access to performance based solutions to stay competitive in tomorrow's world.
  5. We strive to collaboratively promote inexpensive intellectual capital in order to completely integrate resource-levelling deliverables to set us apart from the competition.

All generated at random!

 

Thursday 26th September 2002

Cardbox

If you believe that Keeping in Touch (K.I.T) is one of the most important things then keeping a cardbox is a great way to do it.

Buy a card box.  12 separators one for each months of the year, and four more numbered 1-4 for the current weeks of the current month.

Put all your contacts on cards and place them into the months when you’re next going to contact them.

It could be in a few months time or a few weeks time.

When the cardbox has been in operation for a few weeks, you will have a group of cards for people to contact in that month.

After you’ve spoken to them, you then use your judgement to work out when to contact them next.

You then have a rotation of people to contact and stay in touch with, names, numbers, details you talk about.

Some people claim they do this all in Outlook but either I’m missing something or it just doesn’t have the flexibility of physical cards.

 

It takes time to set up, and discipline to keep it going, but if you’re looking for the route of selling success, than K.I.T and networking is the source.

If you are also good at qualifying, then that’s it done!

 

I’d better practise what I preach and set mine up properly when I get back to Melbourne.

 

Wednesday 25th September 2002

Getting back to your client

I’ve sent a good few emails out over the last 2 weeks.

And guess what?  It really shows up who are the best salespeople by the way in which they come back to me and maintain contact.

I could probably have predicted who would come back to me quickly.

It also reflects in how successful their part of the organisation is.

Those that have or make the time, seem to be the most successful.

What they’re good at is keeping in touch with people at minimum effort.

Even if they answer is no, or we have no answer, they maintain the contact.

It really really shows up who are the best.

 

And the others wonder why business struggles, why others are more lucky than them.

“The more I practise, the luckier I get.”

It’s a real eye opener to me over this last week about how much I should maintain consistent contact with people.

The more experience I have in selling and training, the more I believe Keeping in Touch, and setting an Objective, are the two most important factors.

 

I was illustrating this to a group yesterday.

I said, I bet you as consumers are all making purchasing decisions right now on products like a DVD or a car.

If the DVD supplier or car supplier get you at the right time then just like a houseowner with burst pipe seeking a plumber the decision is instantaneous, no selling needed.

That’s why “professionals sort and amateurs convince”

And those that are looking to buy a DVD, couldn’t but help talking about DVDs, they’re bursting to buy.

That’s why Abe Grauman is so good, he knows who is bursting to buy insurance because they’ve just had a baby.

It’s called a feeding frenzy when you feed fish in a barrel.

What you’re looking to do is create a barrel of fish; customers who are so keen to buy it becomes a feeding frenzy.

 

1. What I learn from all this is to create something which becomes a feeding frenzy.

2. Set up my cardbox of names again and phone people on rotation over the year.

 

Tuesday 24th September 2002

Face to Face

Someone pointed out today that if a client is ducking an issue, it’s easy for them to avoid a decision if you contact them by phone or email.

But if you meet them face to face it’s more difficult to avoid the issue and you can bring the decision to a head.

Just one problem with that, how do you get the face to face meeting without using phone or email?!

Just turn up?

 

Monday 23rd September 2002

Email or Phone?

I don’t have the answer to this one.

Do you make contact by phone or email?

They both have their pros and cons.

Phone is the standard.  Any backing off from using the phone suggests you have Sales Call Reluctance.

You’re worried about making contact by phone and it will hold you back.

On the other hand you can’t always get hold of people by phone, you often get their voice mail or P.A.

I don’t like leaving messages; it means the ball is in their court and if you phone again you’re nagging.

 

Email is seen as less personal and less direct, but it gives people the chance to read at their leisure.

The problem is many people don’t reply to emails, and you don’t know if they’ve received and read it.

 

It’s very interesting to ask people and clients how they’d rather be contacted.

You get a spectrum of opinion.

 

My view as a client.  I love email.  I love sending them, I love receiving them, and it’s my preferred method of contact nowadays.

I don’t want someone contacting me by phone and trying to sell me something or explain who they are, but I love email contact, I can take it in at my leisure and it’s stored away.

I’m good at responding to email, so I’m an easy client to contact, but other clients?

This last week I sent out quite a few emails, and out of 12 clients, one has responded so far.

They’re all clients I know and have met, but a response of 1 in 12 is not very good so far, let’s see what happens.

On the other hand I could have spent a long hour each day trying to contact them last week, and that wasn’t practical.

Me, I prefer email, and some people I’ve recently spoken to prefer that, but I’m not sure how successful it is.

 

Sunday 22nd September 2002

Give me a chance

And more from the Rob Lamicela stable.

“ASK FOR A GO - Give me the opportunity to prove myself, ask them for the opportunity no matter how small to gain their confidence.”

 

Now think about that, even though they’re not interested, you’re asking for the chance to prove yourself.

Genius.  Okay, the tasks may be too onerous or Herculean but you’re opening the door.

Let me prove myself.

Who could refuse that offer?

Not many!!

 

Saturday 21st September 2002

Pest or Professional

Thank you Rob Lamicela! I hope you don’t mind me quoting you.

“We were talking about the fine line between being professional and becoming a pest.

I went to a gig last night and almost wasn't going to say hi to a potential compering client I have met before.

He told me he was stuck for an MC just a few days ago but couldn't get hold of my number.

The lesson for both of us: You can't really burn anyone from being persistent.

If you lose them just because you followed up, you weren't going to get them anyway.”

 

And that last line is genius. If you lose them just because you followed up, you weren’t going to get them anyway!!

 

Friday 20th September 2002

Good Service

Can you imagine how much extra business would be generated by a restaurant if all the waiters asked the people if everything is ok, what else would you like?!!!

What if the people in shops actually asked the people wandering round, what information they’d like to know, or how can they help?

What if all suppliers of products and services, phoned their clients to see how things are going?

Can you imagine how much extra business that would generate?

Huge amounts.

 

It reminds me, I must call my clients.

Actually, I’ll report back.

Email or Phone?

That’s tomorrow’s dilemma.

 

Thursday 19th September 2002

Referrals and Networking

I amaze myself sometimes at how little prospecting I do and yet I seem to find business.

How do I do it?

Sitting in cafés with people I like, that’s how.

Networking with them and getting referrals.

Not overtly, it just seems to crop up.

Also whilst I remember, I must follow up on the work I’ve done (and products/services you’ve sold) and see what’s going on.

If only suppliers followed up on their sales.

 

I was just thinking about my mobile supplier.

My contract is coming up for renewal in 3 months time.

If only they got off their arses and phoned me up prior to renewal, instead of sitting in the shop waiting for passing trade and relying on advertising.

I’d favour renewing with them, but right now it open competition.

All they have to do is make a small gesture and they have my business.

Let’s see what they come up with, with the two broken handsets.

I really don’t think they care because one lost sale in a day isn’t much to them.

I bet it is to their senior management!

More on this tomorrow with Good Service.

 

Wednesday 18th September 2002

Why I hate Customer Relationship Management (CRM) Systems

It’s time to take a stand here.

Risky, because there’s powerful forces at work including companies I train.

Having trained people to use a CRM I know a bit about it.

 

Firstly, what is the total cost of a CRM system, and I mean total cost, and what is the payback?


Sure it's about commitment from people high and low capturing and sharing knowledge, but how much of a salesperson's time is used up just filling in CRM data, account planning, meetings, etc.

You could spend the whole day every day filling up the data systems.

So is there a payback for the salesperson?

From my observation, there is no way you can't impede the day-to-day workload.

At the end of the day you're capturing more information.

What is the business payback for the salesperson?

The idea of a CRM is that it can be used as a single source of information on customers/clients, and everyone will have the same information and sing off the same hymn sheet. Nice idea. In reality, I’ve seen a CRM implemented as a forecasting system because the CEO complained that a companies forecasting was poor and someone suggested that CRM could be used as a common forecasting system.
And that's how it was implemented, as a forecasting system, with maybe a few bits of information added if anyone can be bothered.

There was nothing wrong with the evolved forecasting system except the information going into it, and the culture of fear.

A CRM system is great for process driven people and over-preparers, and Account/Client Directors who don't talk to their own people so getting them to fill in something electronically is ideal. It also re-enforces the bottleneck where everything has to go through the Client Director.

The reality is that most salespeople, I'd say 60% hate process, and get nothing from a CRM. There's no What's in it for me (WIIFM). Sales Managers and Sales Directors love CRMs because they're not very good at managing people anymore so they think they can manage them electronically. You could spend all day, every day filling in CRM details, look very good, and never get out there and meet clients.

That's the crunch, a CRM is very much secondary to meeting people, getting out there and networking. Sure you need the information, but it becomes an excuse for not prospecting. You can get constipated with information.

From a customer/client perspective, how much does a CRM system help. Well sure it would be nice if my supplier would behave as one entity, and I'd be impressed if telesales could see all the business I lodge with their company, but again, it's secondary. I want suppliers to set a strategy of wanting to contact their clients, and ask themselves what information is required in a perfect world. In other words, contact first, information secondary.

So what makes CRM unique? I don't know. Mr Siebel seems to come up with a technology that enabled PC and servers to update each other in real-time, and he then found a solution needing his technology, et voila CRM.

Monday 16th September 2002

Sharpen The Saw

Take some time out to Sharpen The Saw.

 

Suppose you were to come upon someone in the woods working feverishly to saw down a tree.

“What are you doing?” you ask.

“Can’t you see?” comes the impatient reply. “I’m sawing down this tree.”

“You look exhausted!” you exclaim. “How long have you been at it?”

“Over 5 hours,” he returns, “and I’m beat! This is hard work.”

“Well why don’t you take a break for a few minutes and sharpen the saw?” you inquire. “I’m sure it would go a lot faster.”

“I don’t have time to sharpen the saw,” the man says emphatically. “I’m too busy sawing!”

Stephen Covey “The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People”

 

You have to take some time out to Sharpen the Saw, both in you current job and future planning, otherwise it’s going to take a lot longer than 5 hours to saw the tree down, and you’re not doing your family any favours either.

I understand the grind and having to earn the money now, but that shouldn’t stop you dreaming and setting goals for ideally where you’d like to be in 5 and 10 years time.

And guess what?  It starts to come true. 

It won’t happen tomorrow, and you don’t have any time tomorrow. 

Things don’t change overnight, and it doesn’t mean a drop in salary to change things, you’d be amazed at how when you set things in place they start to happen in weird ways.

 

You have to allow yourself to dream 5 years hence write it down, and it starts to happen.

 

Sunday 15th September 2002

Women

Women make 53% of all car-buying decisions, and 83% of all purchasing decisions.

I don’t know where I got those percentages from but I read them somewhere.

The point is, just make sure who the buyer and decision maker is.

Ask women who’ve been in that role, how badly they’ve been treated by most salesmen.

It’s such a simple thing to put right and lead to many more sales.

 

Saturday 14th September 2002

Be nice to the kids

I must say, it always impresses me how nice the QANTAS staff are with my baby daughter Georgia.

Be nice to the kids.

It’s the way to win over the parents!

 

Thursday 12th September 2002 

The point of no return

There’s a point at which we make a choice.

Do we go off and have that coffee and snack, or do we make that call.

Just hold on one minute and pull yourself up as you distract yourself yet again.

Snap out of it, give yourself a mental jolt, and get back to making those calls, or making the call you should have made.

What does it take to get you to prospect?

It’s the most important thing you can do.

Ok, call it networking then but either way at the point of moving away from the desk and phone, give yourself a choice.

Do I distract myself or do I make a few more calls?

 

Wednesday 11th September 2002

Life’s too serious to be taken seriously

One of Charles’s favourite lines.

Life is too serious to be taken seriously.

 

Just watching the firemen’s viewpoint of Sept 11.

Shot by two french brother’s doing a doucmentry on a rookie fireman.

They were with the watch that were first in the World Trade Centre.

Much of the footage we saw on that first day was their footage.

The footage of the first plane flying over the people doing the test for gas was their footage.

It’s unbelievable.  Fate.

Two brothers survive, the rookie survived, the whole crew of the firestation survived.

 

Whilst you have the chance, don’t take it so seriously.

 

Tuesday 10th September 2002

Very Lazy Salesman

This is it for today.

 

Monday 9th September 2002

Good Service

What a difference good service makes when you’re a client.

We had a disaster at the Medina Apartments in Brisbane.

They were nasty, rude and effectively robbed us of $400 by playing to their rules.

Having said we’d never do business with Medina again, it’s convenient to stay with them down here in Sydney.

And why should Sydney be penalised for what they’ve done to us in Brisbane.

 

And what a difference.  They’re nice, pleasant, helpful.

We were supposed to change rooms tomorrow, but they’ve sorted that out so we can stay in the same room.

Of course I told them about what happened in Brisbane.  They couldn’t believe it, and told me to complain.

It seems a shame (as they also pointed out) that the rest of the organisation suffers for the indiscretion of another part of it.

 

Let’s see what happens when we complain to the big manager who runs both Sydney and Brisbane.

 

Sunday 8th September 2002

Prospect and Network first

Someone (Rob) was explaining that those who have money, save first and spend after.

Those who don’t have money, spend first and save what’s left, which is usually nothing.

That rings so true, especially in my case!!

 

In a selling environment, he pointed out the same thing.

We should all look at our time and plan the prospecting and networking time first and then the rest of the week.

Spot on.  The most important part of selling (as well as qualifying) is the time devoted to prospecting and networking.

So it makes sense to block time out each week to prospect and network.

Amazingly, I wrote about this on Thursday and Rob gave me his wisdom on Friday without prompting!

 

Another idea is to go somewhere away from distractions to make the phonecalls in a block of time.

 

Thursday 5th September 2002

Block the time out for Prospecting and Networking

The key to all success is the number of contacts you make with prospective clients in a consistent basis.

If you believe this to be true then you must block out time every week to make those contacts.

2 Blocks of 2 hours per week for Selling contacts.

1 Block of half an hour each day for Networking contacts.

In some cases the two may overlap, to become 3 half hour blocks per week and ideally 2 two hour blocks per week.

 

Do I practise what I preach?

I’d better, because my funnel is drying up a bit!!

 

Wednesday 4th September 2002

You

Selling starts with you.

I was thinking of putting a new course together and that’s what I’d start with.

You.

Why are you here today?

How satisfied are you?

Do you want to change anything?

What do you want to change?

How are you going to change it?

 

I’m thinking about this in education in general, to make it you centred instead of trainer or subject centred.

 

Tuesday 3rd Sept 2002

Creating Chaos

Back to chaos theory again.

The more butterfly’s wings you set flapping, the more frogs you kiss, the more you put out to the world what it is you want,

the more the world hears what you want and gives it back to you.

 

I wanted to go train in America for a week.

It looks like that will happen because someone heard me say I wanted to do that.

It’s also helped me get the possibility of the UK as well.

It reminds me to set of as much possibility as possible with as many people as possible and not to be put off by knock backs.

 

Monday 2nd September 2002

Not Trying to Become Picasso!

A great quote today from a manager to his staff.

“We’re not trying to become Picassos here with our selling.

We’re just doing our best.  Go and contact people.

Not everyone who takes up art becomes a Picasso.

It doesn’t mean that no one should take up painting.

Do your best.  Paint as best you can.

People who go to art school go regardless of them becoming a Picasso.

So go and see your customers, sell to them, and you don’t have to be what Picasso is to art.”

 

He continued the analogy.

“Selling is an art, but you need to study the science of art to become an Artist!”

 

Love it.

Very few people are born to salespeople, just like few are born Picassos, but you can study the science to become a good artist or salesperson.

 

Sunday 1st September 2002

Stretch Objective

One of the keys to success, if not the key to success, is to have a stretch objective for a meeting, as well as a normal objective and a fall-back objective.

I may have said this before, but I found this great quote which reminded me of shooting for the stars and only hitting the sun.

 

“The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it,

but that it is too low and we reach it.”                             Michelangelo via Tom Peters!

 

When I observe role-plays, the single things which would most improve selling capability is not masses of process and planning, it’s not silky sales skills, qualifying, or convincing.

It’s setting an objective for a meeting which includes a stretch objective, something which is beyond what you think you can achieve.

 

Oh, and of course remembering to try and achieve that objective in the meeting, and reviewing how it went against the objectives you’d set.

Simple really.