Sports Rants

 

Sport is my passion.  I’ve followed Man Utd since 1968, not because of the European Cup final but the first game I was taken to was at Old Trafford in ’68.  Moving to Melbourne, Australia a friend of a friend got to me before I arrived and convinced me to follow Carlton Football Club for Aussie Rules, and what a disaster that has been and is going to be for the foreseeable future.  I’m a Pommie here in Australia so I have lots to rant about sport. 

 

So firstly a few links where I start my sports each day.

BBC SPORT

Football365.com

 

And now for the rants!

Man Utd win the Premiership, what next?, Man Utd 4 v Real Madrid 3, Clean up Football, Offside!, Newcastle United 2 v Man Utd 6, Venables claims he was sacked!, Venables Out, and a Good Week for Man Yoo, Sunderland, England Aren’t Scoring from Midfield, England v Australia Man United v Man City, Venables now Lies to Himself. What’s wrong with British Sport, Man United v Chelsea, Football Ruin.

 

Monday 5th May 2003

Man Utd win the Premiership, what next?

Again, this United side is not a great side, as has been proven against Real Madrid, it’s just that there’s not much around to challenge them.

They won, because all their players came back from injury, giving them a strong squad.

Unsung Neville Savours His Modest Success

They won because Ruud Van Nistelrooy found his form after looking so dire after injury.

They won because the defence was solid, with O’Shea and Silvestre looking great, and the Nevilles, Ferdinand, Brown and Barthez being good enough.

They won because they started getting their midfield scoring, by letting Giggs come off the wing and rove, letting Beckham rove, letting Scholes move forward, so that they all scored crucial goals.  And Solskjaer has been magnificent on the right wing, on the left, and in the centre.

And let’s not forget for a few games how good Philip Neville and Veron were in midfield.

Ferguson's Finest Hour

 

My concerns are, that Ferdinand is not worth £30m and the money could have been spent elsewhere.  Brown is not good enough to be a right back.  If they get rid of Barthez they’d better find someone better, and there’s no guarantee of that as we’ve seen for the last 15years.  Veron isn’t cutting it and is a waste of money, Keane only in the Charlton game on Saturday looked great again, and was looking for a goal.  I hope he can play that way next season, instead of just as a fifth defender in front of the back four.  That was good enough in Nobby Stiles’s day but not now.  Beckham, who cares.  Either he stays and does the good, but not excellent, job he does. If he were so good he could play in central midfield, but he can’t.

Finally, the biggest weakness.  If Van Nistelrooy is injured or loses form, United are stuffed.

What they need is another player who can hold the ball up with his back to goal.  A great goalscorer would be an added bonus.  Forlan is useless and just a bit player.

 

My hopes are for.

 

The route of United’s success for the last decade has been in the squad and signing players who don’t get injured or are lucky in not getting injured.

It’s the journey men like Phil Neville who make the team, just as the Ray Kennedys and John McGoverns, used to make the great teams of the 70s and 80s.

 

Fergie is more a hyena, a jackal than a lion.  He lacks grace, he lacks some tactical nous, but with all his limitations he knows how to build a squad and somehow convince the squad members to stay with the team.  He’s lucky that Giggs, Beckham, the Nevilles, Scholes, and Butt all came along at the same time and have stuck together, and that Solskjaer has put up with being a “supersub

 

Some great articles and analysis of United’s season.

Guardian Unlimited Football | News | United savour taste of the sweetest success

 

And this one sums it up best.

United Scale Their Everest

 

This was not a season when they ran away with it, like Michael Schumacher and the Ferraris. It was a season in which Arsenal proved themselves not quite good enough: and who else should knock them out of their pretensions? Ferguson kept his players from triumphalism, just as he kept them from a spiralling depression after their defeat in the European Cup. This was a victory of the hyena rather than the lion: a victory not so much of the top predator but of the most brutal scavenger. It was victory by klepto-parasitism: but the point is victory.”

 

Thursday 24th April 2003

Man Utd 4 v Real Madrid 3

United lost the game in Spain.

It was always a tall order to score 2 goals and not concede any.

There’s not too much United could have done for any of the goals.

Sure, Ferdinand and Barthez could have stopped Ronaldo, but it was a great striker’s goal.

I question that if Ferdinand couldn’t stop Ronaldo then why pay the £30m for Ferdinand.

What does Ferdinand give United that Brown, or Johnsen, or Berg wasn’t already giving them.

Admittedly the United defence looks very solid and flexible this year but I wouldn’t put it down to Ferdinand.

Why not have another goodish centre back and buy another midfielder or forward for that money.

 

Next, Vernon.  Of course I forgot United have invested a lot of money in a midfielder.

In retrospect they chose the wrong midfielder.  He’s done almost nothing for United.

If he’s not fit to play then he’s not fit to play.

How pissed off did Beckham look on the bench and when he came.

Mind you I don’t know where I would have played Beckham had he played, because I preferred playing Solskjaer.

What I liked about United was how flexible they were at the back and front.

The started with Brown on the right, O’Shea on the left, and when Brown was having a nightmare they brought O’Shea over and moved Silvestre to the left.

Same up front.  Solskjaer was on the right cutting in, Giggs was in the centre and then moved left.

Beckham was on the right and moving inside, Van Nistelrooy was everywhere, and Veron was nowhere.

They missed Scholes this time round, because Butt and Keane just can’t get on to the edge of the penalty area.

Not their fault because they had to keep a close watch on the Real midfield who were brilliant again.

We were undone by 3 great opportunist goals and some great goalkeeping.

Almost but not quite.

 

Now for the real sport.

Check out Tommy Smyth on ESPN.

Unfortunately watching here in Australia, I have to listen to this shit from ESPN.

The American commentator is shit.

He has a set of “football phrases” that he sprays across the game, but they don’t always fit what’s happening in the game.

But best of all is that wanker Tommy Smyth who doesn’t know a thing about football.

Here’s a classic.

They have a call in, called “The Onion Bag”.

And there’s Tommy promoting it before and during the game. He’s already made the promotion pre-game.

And to be a bit controversial and knowledgeable, he states that Ronaldo is overweight, unfit, and not properly used by Real.

And what does Ronaldo do?  He scores a hat-trick.  Up yours Tommy.

Then during the game we have Tommy wondering what Fergie is up to no playing 4-4-2, and then when Fergie later plays 4-4-2 he says he can’t understand what Fergie is playing at. We also have Tommy questioning the choice of back four when everyone who follows United, knows that that was back four United were always going to play for this game.

The guy is terrible, but what they do is make him look good by publicising some emails from around the world, by people who don’t really follow the game.

 

What the ESPN team didn’t really pick up on, was the flexibility of play from United, the number of chances they had and the Real goalkeeper keeping them in the game, and three great opportunist goals from Ronaldo which United couldn’t do much about.

Other classics we’ve had from Tommy, is O’Shea having one of the greatest left foots in Irish football ever.

Just one thing Tommy, O’Shea is right footed.  That doesn’t say much about Irish football, does it Tommy?

Other classics include wondering why Solskjaer is playing on the right wing.

Well Tommy, it’s so that he can cut inside and set up goals for Van Nistelrooy, and score a few himself.

Oh, so Tommy you think Solskjaer should play up front with Van Nistelrooy in a classic 4-4-2.  I tend to agree, but you need to do something a bit different at this level of football, Tommy.

 

In fact listening to Tommy’s stupidity and lack of knowledge, shows how good United have been for the last few weeks, and how they’re almost playing total football now.

Giggs isn’t just playing on his left foot on the left wing.  Solskjaer has been very good and been both on the right wing and in the area.  Scholes has put himself in the thick of it.  O’Shea can play anywhere, and so can Silvestre.  The only problem is Keane and Veron, which puts too much on Butt.  It’s Keane and Veron who aren’t showing the flexibility that the rest of team are.  And it’s here in midfield that Real Madrid have been so brilliant over the two games.

Mind you United have scored the goals they needed to win it, but they conceded 2 goals too many.

 

Saturday 19th April 2003

Clean up Football

It’s time to clean up football.

I’m sick of the play acting and diving.

I’m sick of the deliberate, cynical and dangerous fouls.

I’m sick of shirt pulling.

I’m sick of mangers only seeing the good in their team and evil in other teams.

 

Let’s start with the easy one.

Shirt pulling.  Shirt pulling should be an immediate booking offence, and if it impedes a goal being scored then it’s a sending off offence.

There’s not such thing as accidental shirt pulling.  It’s a wilful act that’s the easiest to spot.

 

Next.  Fergie and Man Utd.  If Fergie wants to be remembered as a great manager and remembered with fond affection then he’d better clean up his act.

He lacks grace, and at this stage, he’s not likely to gain it.  He has one final chance to clean up Man Utd and lead by example.  Stop the diving of his team, stop the deliberate fouls, and then let other teams follow his example.  What’s he got to lose? He’s won all the trophies he can, so to be remembered as the manager who cleaned the game up would really be something.

And this can be taken a stage further by showing a bit more objectivity when things go for or against another team.

Things like, “We were lucky”  “Our goal was offside.” “We shouldn’t have done that.”

We will have forgotten Fergie in 5 years time. We’ll miss the success but he will not be remembered with fond affection.

Tommy Docherty will be more fondly remembered than Fergie!

 

Why is it that most other top sports use technology, but not football.

All controversial acts going on the pitch should be scrutinised.

And if linesmen can’t call offisides properly or see off the ball incidents or help the referee better then it’s time for the reply, or more officials on the pitch.

 

And finally, I think the wrong fouls are penalised.  Retaliation should be downgraded as an offence.  If someone puts an elbow in your face, you should be entitled to kick the living shit out of perpetrator, if the referee isn’t going to protect you.  The same with foul language and abuse.  Who gives a fuck about players using foul and abusive language, compared with dangerous fouls.

 

The biggest problem is diving, and intent from a player committing the foul and the player falling down.

I don’t know what the answer is, but we can do better than this.

BBC SPORT | WORLD CUP | Brazil v Turkey | Rivaldo fined by Fifa

And how can a manger defend it?

BBC SPORT | WORLD CUP | Brazil v Turkey | Scolari defends Rivaldo

 

We the spectator and TV pundit are beginning to lose our patience and interest in the game.

It’s not that we want to see “bigger” games.  I’m just as happy watching Man Utd v Southampton, as Man Utd v Bayern Munich.

What we want is less bullshit and more honesty.

 

Thursday 17th April 2003

Offside!

I’m fuming!

Ok, so mistakes are made, and they balance up, but the offside by Henry for the second Arsenal goal was a disgrace.

It’s standard park football.

The defenders push up forcing the forwards to move with them.

Any attempt by the other team to ping the ball in, is offside.

Henry stepped onside after the ball was played, and he was coming from an offside position in case there was any doubt.

How difficult is it for a linesman (and let’s be clear they are linesmen and not assistant referees or referee’s assistants) to see that a forward is offside?  I’m really mad at that one.

And of course if the line of vision is too wide between the forward and his team-mate deep in the other half kicking the ball, then it’s about time they changed the offside law, and admitted that linesmen can’t see both events at the same time so it’s a game of pure luck.

How can defenders defend with skill if fuckwit linesmen can’t run a line properly?

This is a spectator sport, attempting to be decided on skill not luck.

 

Which brings us to Campbell’s sending off.

From the linesman’s view it did look like a heavy elbow.

From the front it looked like Campbell had stuck his arm out and accidentally caught Solskjaer.

Who knows if Solskjaer was playing up.

The point is that players who stick their arms out and back, and players who hold on to shirts are committing offences that are immediately at least bookable, especially shirt pulling which should be an automatic booking because there’s no doubt about the intent.  Campbell was probably a bit unlucky and should have received a booking or at worst a one game ban.

 

I guess it was the right result in the end.  Arsenal don’t look the complete side, but they have some very good and dangerous players.  United faded and looked tired in the second half.  They also don’t get up on their man against top sides.  Neville was out of position when Cole came through, yet again, and O’Shea is looking like the better player.  Good to see Giggs fired up.  It’s a tough one choosing between Beckham and Solskjaer. Solskjaer will lead to more goals, but one thing is Beckham’s favour is he tracks back and will have made Cole’s life more difficult, and Neville plays better when Beckham is around.  Butt and Keane are getting stronger with every game now that they’re back from injury.

 

The Blackburn game at home, and Arsenal’s away game at Middlesbrough are about even. 

Blackburn are a dangerous form side.

Blackburn home, Real Madrid home, Spurs away, Charlton home, Everton away.  Tricky.

Arsenal have, Middlesbrough away, Bolton away, Leeds home, Southampton home, Sunderland away, and then the F.A Cup final after the Premiership.

 

I think it’s really going to twist and turn.  Maybe Arsenal will lose to Middlesbrough, and then I can see them winning all their other games.  United could well draw quite a few of their games.  It’s up to United, how badly they want it, and how injury free they stay.  Fergie is right.  This will be their greatest Championship win. Other than the first one and the Treble of course!

 

Saturday 12th April 2003

Newcastle United 2 v Man Utd 6

I hate Newcastle.

I hate Shearer.

My curse on Newcastle is that Shearer becomes their manager ASAP.

 

Man United played brilliantly, even before they conceded the first goal which was unstoppable.

Man Yoo looked sharp.  Excellent at the back with Neville out and O’Shea in.

Giggs had more flexibility playing in the centre, which means he can cut inside and shoot with his left foot, from a right/central position.

Though Solskjaer wasn’t crossing the ball as well as Beckham, he gave United more attacking options, and really was the catalyst to winning.

He scored a fantastic goal and created Scholes’s goal.

 

Shearer is a dirty bastard.  We’ve always hated him.  He elbowed Keane in the back of the head, and his tackle on Silvestre was outrageous.

He’s a nothing kind of guy with no opinion.

What I hate most about Newcastle are their supporters who believe football owes them something, and they think they know about the game, but have never seen a winning team play, so how would they know.

 

At least Arsenal, Liverpool, and even Everton have a pedigree of winning championships.

 

I’m pissed off that United conceded a second goal, because they were equal on goal difference with Arsenal, I think, and it was folly to send on Blanc as the third substitute so early.  Oh well.  I’m so pleased we really stuffed Newcastle.

 

Is this the future of Man United, Nevilleless, Beckhamless, Giggs playing a cameo role up front, O’Shea and Brown as the future, Solskjaer giving us more scoring options?  For me the shopping list should include, another forward who can hold the ball up.  A forward with something a bit different, a Sheringham or Di Canio type, right and left wingers who can cross the ball instead of overhitting it, and also cut inside to score goals, and finally, another hard midfielder and of course ideally a very skilful midfielder, the kind of midfielder that Veron and Beckham clearly aren’t.  I’d like to see Fergie experiment with a few of the defenders moving into midfield.  I’d like to see O’Shea and Silvestre given a go alongside Butt.  I do not want to see any midfielders, including Keane, pushed back into the back line.  It never works.

 

Sunday 23rd March 2003

Venables claims he was sacked!

So Terry Venables claims he didn’t leave by mutual consent but was sacked.

Well when we’re talking about the difference in millions of dollars/pounds, it’s hardly surprising there’s now a difference of opinion. 

Given Venables’s track record with money, does that surprise anyone? Entirely predictable.

So we can work out that either Ridsdale or Venables is lying.

Venables doesn’t have a very good track record in these situations, but I’d have thought Ridsdale sacked him.

But look at it this way.  Venables has a track record of leaving clubs in trouble, and there always being a fight over money afterwards.

Ridsdale showed no loyalty to O’Leary.

 

So it’s hardly surprising that Leeds failed under Venables, the club sold too many players, and now they’re going to fight over compensation.

And where does appointing Peter Reid come into it?  Hey, why not go the whole hog and re-appoint Howard Wilkinson.  I hear he’s available!

Peter Reid could probably do a good job with some clubs, but not with Leeds in this situation.

I’d have stuck with Venables until the end of the season, unless he was really pissing off all the players.

When will Chairmen learn that the route of success is consistently sticking with the same manager.

They should have stuck with O’Leary.  It’s rare to find a manger better than the one you currently have.

And of course if you appoint a bad manager, you should resign as well as sacking the bad manager!

 

United win 3-0 against Fulham and go top.  Over to you Arsenal!

 

Saturday 22nd March 2003

Venables Out, and a Good Week for Man Yoo

As predicted Venables has left by “mutual consent”.

I wonder how much money that means?

So was it Venables’s fault, Ridsdale and the Leeds board who don’t know how to manage a club, or the players.

And fancy appointing Peter Reid for a relegation fight.  I’m not sure about that one.

I wonder how many football clubs that are publicly owned, appoint managers to make the share price look good after sacking a manager.

It seems to me that’s what, Leeds keep doing, Newcastle, and Sunderland.

 

Sure Venables had a lot of players pulled from under him, but you think the money he spent on Barmby could have been used to save one of those players.

And he’d pissed off most of the players he sold, before he sold them, and the ones he’s sold since, put Leeds in the position they’re now in.

Venables is over-rated and just when we were about to find that out, he leaves again, blaming lack of finances yet again, and leaving yet another club in a near bankrupt state.

 

So Venables is out, Arsenal are out, Newcastle are out, Liverpool are out, and United will go top if they beat Fulham today.

Real Madrid in the quarter final.  I’m not too hopeful about that one, because I think United will sit too far back when playing against Real Madrid, and pay the price.

Miracles will need to happen just as they did in 1999. When you think about it, if they make the final at Old Trafford, the next two rounds are their semi-final and final, because I doubt they’d lose the final at Old Trafford!!

 

Friday 14th March 2003

Sunderland

If you’re going to sack a manager then make sure you appoint one better, otherwise don’t sack them.

That applies as much to Alec Ferguson, David O’Leary/Terry Venables, as it does to Sunderland with Peter Reid, Howard Wilkinson, and now Mick McCarthy.

 

By all accounts, most of the emails I’ve read from Sunderland fans, they were glad to get rid of Peter Reid.

But does anyone think appointing Howard Wilkinson was a good idea?  Well they won’t now.

And Mick McCarthy is even worse.

Have a read of this.

Danger! Mick McCarthy!

 

Is he the motivator or tactician that can keep them up?

No Way.

If Sunderland go down, does Mick McCarthy have a track record of bringing teams back up?

No Way.

So why have Sunderland appointed him?

They’re about to go the way of Man City after they sacked Peter Reid.

Sunderland have gone wrong when they believed they were anything other than a mid table Premiership team.

And sacking manager after manager just ain’t going to cut it.

And unlike Norwich, Leicester, Southampton, Coventry, and Ipswich, Sunderland don’t have a good track record of appointing good managers.

 

It remains to be seen how Leeds will do under Venables, but will they do any better than O’Leary did?  I doubt it.

And Man United should watch out.  I’ve lost a bit of patience with Ferguson, I don’t like the man, I think he lacks grace, and he’s let the squad dwindle whilst he thought and fought over retirement, but to get rid of him without a better replacement would be very dangerous.

Good Luck Sunderland, enjoy your stay in Div 1 (or 2), and you only have yourselves to blame.

Why are so many chairman and boards of directors crap at running a football club?

 

Friday 14th Feb 2003

England Aren’t Scoring from Midfield

Following on from yesterday, I realise the problem with England’s football.

They’re not scoring enough goals form midfield.

It’s simple as that.

It would be even better if the defenders were also scoring more from midfield.

 

Looking at the stats for England from last few years from 1998.

England Players - Recent Squad Members

Beckham, 10 goals in over 50 appearances.

Not good enough.

And when did Scholes last score?

The team is too reliant on Michael Owen. 

If his form dips or he’s injured then we’re stuffed.

It’s all well and good having Gerard or Lampard in, but how many goals are they going to score?

There’s a strong case for Rooney going straight into the side just on his goals scored this season.

Who’s going to play alongside Owen to score more goals?

Who’s going to play on the left to score goals?

Campbell and Ferdinand need to score more goals from set pieces.

Who do we have at full back that can bag a few?

 

Mind you England have conceded a lot of goals recently.

So the other way is to become a boring no goals conceded type team!

If that’s what you want, that’s what you’ll get.

 

Thursday 13th Feb 2003

England v Australia

England were a disgrace in the first half, and Australia played well.

No creativity, closed down easily, all credit to Australia.

Beattie looked terrible.  Did nothing up front, and worse, when he tracked back he was a liability.

He shouldn’t have been marking Popovic.

One of the big defenders should have taken that responsibility.

Also, as Man United find out to their cost often with Zola, you can’t just zone mark a player like Kewell who speeds across the defence in set pieces.

Owen was off form, Neville was shit, Beckham did nothing as per usual, Lampard why?, Scholes didn’t have enough room, David James why?, Dyer did nothing with pace so why have him in.  I’m not sure if Ferdinand made an error or was fouled on the ball with Kewell.  That doesn’t leave much good does it?

 

What I like about Ericsson is he studies and applies the psychology of the game and clearly thought that playing as many West Ham players as possible, at Upton Park would work.  It didn’t.  In the first half the England team didn’t look up for it.  They weren’t fired up.  Sometimes it also needs a player of great skill to calm them down and then fire them up. We don’t have that player in the team.  I don’t even know what I would change with the team.

I’d have Robinson in for James.

I’m not sure that Mills would be better than Neville, who has been playing well for United and linking up with Beckham.

I certainly wouldn’t have Lampard. And I hear that Gareth Barry is the form man in left midfield.

Why not give him a chance and let him cover Ashley Cole when he overlaps.

Maybe Rooney is the answer.  He has a Gascoigne air about him.

 

It’s the forwards I have a problem with.  I don’t know what to suggest.

Many teams, including Australia with Viduka, have poor forwards and get their goals from elsewhere.

England don’t currently have many goals coming from their midfield, except Scholes occasionally.

That’s the weakness of having Beckham.  He doesn’t score many goals from open play.

The England set pieces aren’t worked well enough for Campbell and Ferdinand to score, the full backs aren’t world class enough to score, and there’s no-one on the left with a left foot to score.  So who’s going to score the goals?

 

The back five are good enough as long as they work who’s marking who in set pieces.

Just pick any two forwards and hope.

It’s the midfield that needs sorting out with some goal scoring players, and more movement across the field away from their set positions.

The only other way is to have five at the back and world class full-backs who get forward, and when they do they can actually cross the ball or cut inside.

When does Beckham ever cut inside and take the ball through?

 

It’s a mess.

 

I saw Australia play France and Uruguay twice, and they looked very average except for Kewell.

What it told me was just how good France and Uruguay were.

England are currently miles off, because they have no world class players in midfield or up front.

Beckham is over rated.

 

Sunday 9th Feb 2003

Man United v Man City

United are 1-0 up at half time.

I must say I’m very impressed with United’s flexibility.

I’ve not seen them play like this for years.

Beckham is cutting inside and sometimes playing central midfield.

Neville is overlapping into Beckham’s usual position.

Giggs is playing left, centre, deep and across on the right.

Scholes is coming from deep.

Silvestre and Keane are raking passes.

And Van Nistelrooy is slotting them in.

And Veron tracked back with real pace.

 

Veron has lost the ball a few times, but other than that I can’t fault United.

Excellent display so far.

And tactically astute.  They really have got their act together and give themselves lots of options.

A nightmare to mark and play against.

 

Berkovic is having yet another great game against United, and Anelka always looks like something might happen.

 

Shit 1-1.  United just didn’t do enough in the second half to win it, and they started to run out of steam having played so well in the first half.

I thought the second half was even, and City nicked an equaliser.

Three players unmarked in the United area.

 

Monday 3rd Feb 2003

Venables now Lies to Himself

I’m loving watching the self-destruction of Leeds.

Where to start?

Angry Venables Considering Position

Well what a surprise.

Of course Terry, you wouldn’t actually resign because you wouldn’t want to jeopardise your big pay-off.

You’ll do just enough to the get the sack and take the big payout.

What did you really expect?  If Leeds and Ridsdale treated O’Leary, a perfectly good manager the way they did then they’re not going to treat you any better.

And as for Leeds.  Appointing Venables?  What did you really expect?

I’ll tell you.  A manager who will find any excuse except himself, for failure.

It’s the oldest management trick in the book.  “You didn’t give me enough money to buy players.”

Look at Venables’ recent track record.  He’s a walking disaster, bankrupting clubs in his wake.

It’s such fun to watch.

Leeds and Venables deserve each other!

 

Monday 19th January 2003

What’s wrong with British Sport

At 16 my Dad died, the week he died I didn’t play for our first XI team.  Another player took my place, and I never played for the first XI again, they effectively dropped me because my Dad had died.  They put this same goalkeeper who replaced me,  forward for the U18 trial 18 months later, but I was told I could also have a trial.  I was in London the previous day, so I drove up overnight to make it for the trial.  I turned up.  The same teacher (who was now at another school) who selected me to play for the North of England at U15 level, and in all reality if we’d had another country to play, I would have been the England U15 goalkeeper (they told me that when we played the South of England and drew 3-3), now refused to let me have a trial because it was one player per school.  I think he made that one up on seeing me turn up for the trial.

 

I tried to reason with him.  At least give me a trial.  I was the U15 goalkeeper, and I made it from Cheshire into the North of England team (and he knew I would have been the England goalkeeper because he was the one who told me I had a good game at the time and he was one of the current England goalkeepers).  Just give me a chance to prove myself.  If I’m no good in the trial then don’t pick me.  No, one per team.  But I’ve just driven up from London overnight for this trial.  No, one per team.

I left close to tears.

 

My heart was never in lacrosse again, and I gave it up when I left school.

 

And I think my story is typical of British sport.

No coaching, amateurish, elitist, no encouragement, no fun, and no sense of promoting team spirit.

No wonder the Americans and Aussies kick our butts at most sports, because the lay the basis of success at the grass routes. 

The Brits of course being elitist think the route of success is having schools of excellence!  Typical; and even more elitist.

The root of success is in the grass roots! 

Get the parents to show up for games and start it from there. 

That’s the key difference between UK sport and Aussie/American sports.

The parents showing up.

 

And the more I think about this and look into that’s the key isn’t it.

The parents.

Behind most sporting greats are well known parents.

Not usually pushy parents but encouraging parents.

In all the sports I ever played the parents were nowhere to be seen.

In fact it was an embarrassment to have a parent there.

Lacrosse and tennis, I don’t think I hardly ever saw a parent there.

And I guess it’s the same with most British sports.

Exceptions might be Football and Rugby.

And guess what?  Those might be the sports that England are good at!

 

Think sportsperson.  Think parent.

My observation of Aussie sports is that it’s not much different to the UK except it’s an accepted part of sport here that parent take their kids to play sport and stay to watch.  I’ve not observed that so much in UK sport.  It’s about grass roots and encouraging as many people as possible to play sport and to do away with elitism that has plagued so much of British sport over the centuries.

 

But of course the Brits think by setting up centres of excellence that will make British sport great again.

No.  It continues the elitism, and squashes the individualism.

And it’s self perpetuating.

Until England has great football team again, it won’t encourage generations of footballers to become great and believe they can do it.

The same with Tennis, Rugby, Cricket, Swimming.

 

Parent Power.

 

Sunday 18th January 2003

Man United v Chelsea

What a great win! 2-1.

Last shot of the game in the 93rd minute and Forlan scores in the roof of the net.  Sweet.

Chelsea looked the better side in the first half.

They were very good and United were lacking something.

That changed round in the second half which was United’s

Solskjaer hit the post, and the Chelsea goalie, Cudicini, pulled off two amazing saves.

It could have gone either way and was heading for a 1-1 draw, but the Man Yoo luck has come back.

I just don’t rate Forlan but he’s produced crucial goals at the right time.

 

United’s defence has always looked shaky against Chelsea.

I don’t know what it is but they just never seem to be able to mark Zola who always is good at cutting across a defence.

Gudjohnsen looked great.  Fantastic passing, great pace, good positioning, and dropping deep when he needed to.

I wouldn’t be surprised if United tried to sign him. He looks like a United player.

 

All credit to Giggs who came on in the second half and really gave it a go, looking like the player of old with a bit of pace and trying to go past players.

I don’t think that United have been that good for all these last 10 years, just that other teams that challenge haven’t been consistent enough, and when they are they win the Championship.  United do what they keep doing which is being good enough. If someone wants to come along and take the Championship off them it’s there for the taking.  It’s up to Arsenal to stay up there.

Beckham looked better than I’ve seen him play for ages.  Most of his passes were finally finding their mark.

Chelsea could have scored the winner.  But they didn’t.

Joy.

 

Friday 17th January 2003

Football Ruin

Am I missing something here?

You have income coming in.

And you have expenditure going out.

You may have a higher risk strategy which generates more income, but you make sure you can cover the risk if you fail.

BBC SPORT | Football | Teams | Fulham | Questions hanging over Fulham

How come some football chairmen don’t know how to run a football club?

It can’t be that difficult can it?

I know there’s the added threat of relegation and the bonus of promotion and European qualification that make a football business more extreme than a normal business.  Lord knows why football clubs are on Stock Exchange, let alone why people would gamble in investing in them.

It makes me wonder about these chairman who come into football, if they know how to run a business or just got lucky.

The markets they were in that made them successful were infinite.

A football club is finite.  There’s only so much income you can make.

Sure you can maximise it and become more successful but it’s still finite.

 

So what the hell is going on with Fulham?

If you spend so much money on a club, then surely you have the money to cover it?

What is it with all these ground selling and sharing schemes?

A club has to play at a ground, so the ground can’t be treated as a pure asset to be mortgaged off.

Maybe it’s the contracts of players that screw things up.

Surely though you just accept that managers don’t know how to manage finances and they’ll ask for what they can get and at some point you say no.

You look at what a player can do for a club at best, what if they don’t produce or get injured, and you assess and cover the risk.

So what were Fulham up to and what are they up to now.

What does Al-Fayed think he was getting into?

Best case scenario?

Worst case scenario?

 

If you put players on short term contracts and you’re successful then they’ll want to stay anyway.

If they only play for the money then you don’t want them at your club anyway.

Fulham at best are a mid table Premiership team with maybe a European qualification in them, so cut the cloth accordingly and if you gamble make sure you have the money to lose the gamble.

I don’t get it.

 

First Rant over.