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January’s
Blogs:
Actions Speak Louder than Words, Wordy Bullshit, Branding, Links Today, TV
Heaven, Enemies Bring Gifts, Debate on Dave Weinberger’s New Book, Change Now,
Rant, What I did on my Holidays, Fame and Immortality (Me and Bill
Gates),e-business failures, Parallels with my Father, Micropayments-The Future
of the Internet, My First Day at School, Football Memories and a Chance in
Life, Rivers Link People, Links, Design and Creativity, The Other Faces, 7UP,
What is Voice?-Vision and Action, Writing in Progress, Latest Virus Alerts,
When is a Weblog a Weblog, Hello 2002, Happy New Year, 2002 New Year’s
Resolutions.
February
Blogs: Spike Milligan Dies, Camp It Up!, Cluetrain
Savaged (and the Nevilles), Goods Luck Elliot!, Monkey Brains, Busy and Thanks,
MindMaps and Walter Winterbottom, Radio 8 Blog and Micropayments, Morning
Pages, Women!, Jackson Browne Lyrics – Lives in the Balance, Let the Consumer and Employee Revolution Begin, Life and
Death, Corporate Rant, Wilful Georgia!, Celebrity Blogs, United Internet,
Friends Reunited at Work, Immunisation?, Good Business Leadership, No Logo,
Definitely No Logo, Missing in Action, Paolo Di Canio.
March
Blogs so far: Words Fail Me, Losing My Religion, Bush Fire?, Fucking Telstra, Redflagsweekly, The Best Companies to Work For?, Good to Be Back, Write On – Cling Sheets, Georgia,
Redundancy, Am I a Loser?, Google
Image Searches, Sporting DNA, Corporate DNA, My World has Changed, Internet Laugh, No Logo, Political Compass,
Fark, Sex Sells, Tourette Syndrome
Barbie, Trailer Park (Trash?), Gauss Rifle, Bruce Sterling,
Deep Links and Google Scientology, Jimmy Hill I love you
because…,
Sunday 31st March 2002
Can’t think of
anything to write about today.
Words fail me.
People died. Queen Mum.
Barry Took.
Israel go into
Arafat’s compound and in one stupid action lose the world’s sympathy for the
atrocities of this week against innocent people.
All the media want
to do now is interview Arafat. I don’t
get it.
Words fail
me. And I can’t link to my website to
update with this writing. So thanks
again Telstra, yet again for the 6th day in succession you’ve really
screwed up. My words really have failed
me.
Saturday 30th March 2002
Check this website
out Beliefnet.com a website
about religions.
It has a Belief-o-matic
quiz to match your beliefs to a religion.
I keep scoring
high for a different religion each time I’ve done the quiz.
Friday 29th March 2002
A friend just sent
me this link Infowars.com -- Talk
Radio's Alex Jones v. the New World Order,
Which led to this
site The Writings of Greg Palast
A lot of
conspiracy and Enron and Bush and now IMF and World Bank and Argentina.
Is it true? I don’t know.
I read so much about it all on the Internet.
It set me thinking
about some things that just don’t make sense to me.
My website has
been down for 5 days. I couldn’t update
it for 3 days, and they’ve lost my data for 2 days.
I’ve had to
reconstruct it myself. This is Telstra,
the Aussie Telco company, still 50% owned by the government.
They’re about to
be allowed to buy into media.
How incompetent
does a company have to be to have it’s customer’s websites down for 5 days and
still no resolution or explanation.
And having put the
price up in mid contract!
Israel. I’m disgusted (beyond disgusted, sickened) by
the hotel bombing in Netanya on Passover.
My Mum spent her
honeymoon there, she lived 100 metres away.
But what I don’t
get is why Israel would send in the tanks against Arafat.
Why not court
world sympathy and show these people for what they are?
If Israel now
retaliates it will be seen as a tit for tat fight and the rest of the world
will not understand what happened this week.
This was old
people on one of the most religious days of the Jewish year.
You can’t negotiate
with these people. They don’t want to
negotiate. They want to annihilate.
I also weep for
Palestinians who are killed, but this goes far beyond.
This tells me that
these people don’t want peace. They
don’t want peace for their own people.
Can’t 100 million
of us not rise up and say enough is enough.
Enough war.
Enough share
dealing.
Enough corruption
and greed.
Enough bad
service.
Enough drugs (and
I mean pharmaceuticals)
Enough bad music.
Enough medical
negligence and cover up.
Enough needless law
suits.
Enough media
stupidity.
Enough lying
manipulating politicians.
Enough lawyers
telling you what you could get if you fight it out.
Does it matter if
I get $5m or $10m or $50m 0r $100m in settlement. (I’ll let you know when I
have the choice!)
More honesty. But what is the truth. I don’t know any more.
Thursday 28th March 2002
I don’t know how
to put it more politely.
My website has
been down for 5 days. My ISP is Telstra.
For 3 days I
haven’t been able to update it, and for 2 days the files have disappeared so my
website doesn’t exist.
Words completely
fail me. I understand that things go
wrong, but it's the ability to put them right that is the true measure.
And losing a whole
network and websites by the leading Telco and biggest company in Australia will
take some explaining.
Telstra put the
price of my agreement with them a month ago, even though we had an agreement,
and now the service is worse.
I hate them, and
I’m not the only one.
Unfortunately the
competition isn’t any better. That’s the
worst part of this sorry story.
Optus’s (the
alleged competition) website has no information that tells me what I’m getting,
or at least if it does, I couldn’t find the pricing for downloads.
Even worse, an
Optus salesperson called on us, but we were busy. She said she’d come round the next day at
5-00pm.
3 weeks later
we’re still waiting. You can’t get
through on the phones to either Telstra or Optus.
If the Optus
saleswoman had called the following day I may have given her the whole
business, 2 mobile contracts, 1 cable agreement, 1 modem ISP agreement, 1 home
phone, and 1 business phone, as well as a substantial amount of international
phone calls.
What do I do? You’d think that by going with the biggest
company it would be safe. But no. they put the price up mid-contract, they cut
back on services, and now, when a large network screws up, it really screws up
big time. At least with a small ISP they
can put it right relatively quickly, even if they have to re-build the whole
damn thing.
And I just don’t
know where to go to find out what’s really happened.
Tuesday 26th March 2002
Just found another
health website www.redflagsweekly.com
similar in tone to www.mercola.com
Some great
articles and links.
Frightening
though.
Takes me back to
the things I’ve been banging on about around health.
Check out
Redflagsweekly and Mercola.
Monday 25th March 2002
I was reading an
article in Australian
Business Review Weekly magazine dated March 14-20th 2002,
“Branding from the
inside out” I’d like to work with these
types of companies that treat their staff well.
The article lists
10 companies in Australia that are the best to work for as rated by Hewitt Associates - Press Releases - 2002
Also, check out www.greatplacetowork.com and The Sunday
Times 50 Best Companies to Work For in the UK
I personally think this is the best pointer to what a company should be in terms of brand – How they treat their employees. But I would take with a pinch of salt the results from these surveys. Enron was 22nd in 2001. Mind you they probably were a great company to work for, they paid you by robbing everyone else , including oneself!!!
Sunday 24th March 2002
I was in Sydney
last week running Sales Training.
I’m finding it
really difficult to get back to my writing and get in the rhythm of things.
I find that
training and being on my feet for a few days really mentally and physically
wipes me out.
I still haven’t
gone back to my morning pages of 3 A4s handwritten, so let’s hope for tomorrow.
I think that Sydney
is the most beautiful city in the world.
The hotel
apartment where we stayed looked on to the Opera House.
And the room where
I was training, looked on to the harbour and The Bridge.
I took my laptop
with me and set myself up to continue writing my pieces on my laptop and
downloading, but I just didn’t have the energy or time to do it. Very Difficult, so consequently I’ve missed
10 days or writing. I can’t believe it.
Georgia is 6
months old today. Happy Half Birthday
Georgia.
Thursday 14th March 2002
My life has
changed as of today!
I went to
Officeworks to buy a few office supplies and prepare for the training course
I’m running next week.
I then just at the
final isle, there it was almost hidden.
Write On – Cling
Sheets My dream come true. Seriously, my dream has always been to have a
home office with a wipeboard the size of the wall.
And oh my God,
even this dream is coming true.
I’ve never seen
this stuff before, but it’s flip chart size plastic sheeting which sticks to a
wall by static and acts like a wipeboard.
So I can plaster
my study with plastic flip sheets.
They’re re-usable as they act just like a wipeboard.
It’s driving Annie
mad. She hated my wipeboards in my
lounge when we first met, and now we’ve moved to Australia, I haven’t had the
opportunity to put a wipeboard up.
And now a
miracle. Wish me luck. I can put a few up in the kitchen and lounge!
Creative Heaven!
Wednesday 13th March 2002
Just looking at
some Weblogs to gain inspiration and links for my Weblog today and I came to Wil
Wheaton’s 7 Things I
am Grateful for Today.
And I thought
well, maybe if I can’t think of anything else or find some good links I’ll do a
few things I’m grateful for today, and what would I have.
My first is
Georgia, and I couldn’t get beyond that.
Georgia’s now 5½
months old. I just get tears thinking
about her and how precious and wonderful she is. My dream come true. And I don’t think it’s just us “Proud
Parents”. When we take her out everyone
stops us to comment on how wonderful she is.
Waiters in restaurant swear she’s the most beautiful they’ve ever
seen. Are they just schmoozing us. No!
They swear blind.
This is in danger
of getting like describing my cats (I don’t have cats), which is the criticism
of Weblogs. Too much cat stuff. But once in a blue moon I have to do a
Georgia.
She’s very
advanced in most areas for her age (Pushy Proud Parent). She’s rolling, she’s holding finger rusks and
insists on holding her cup of water. She
grabs at things with her little hands.
She’s already bored with her toys and wants real things to play
with. Lots of Da Da and Ma Ma but not
quite yet linked with us, but I watched when she first seemed to touch things
accidentally with her hands when only a
few weeks old, a knock of the rattle, but it was no accident and within a few
weeks she was hitting and then holding the rattles. So this Da Da and Ma Ma may be it. At 5 months!
Almost sitting up unaided.
Screeching and Laughing and Smiling.
It brings tears to my eyes again.
I took some photos
today so here are a few of them. They
click to bigger 50k photos, but I haven’t worked out a way of getting the Mouse
rollover finger to work yet.
Tuesday 12th March 2002
I wasn’t going to
write about this today, but I just found a link from Doc Searls which really struck a
chord.
Over to you J.Digital and Endgame
“On such a day one would think I’d have some words of
wisdom to share, rules to live by, or tricks to climbing your way to the top.
But mostly I’m just happy to be free.
Free from the corporate mentality. Free from the politics of LL5
management, Sigma 6 and the other flavors-of-the-day. Free to write in perl or
PHP, or to use any open source product. Free to wear a hat and sandals. Free
not to attend meetings, but to be left-the-fuck-alone to get shit done.
But most important is the freedom to go anywhere from here. I vow never
again to work for someone else’s riches. I am independent being, free to grow
rich or die poor using my mind and the thousand bucks I’ve got in the bank. I
refuse to be a slave to the shirt-and-tie drones of Ford or any other Fortune
500 company, now and forever.”
And today I was with colleagues who are
rapidly becoming friends who are being made redundant this month, and a friend
in the UK working for the same company finishes this week having taken
voluntary redundancy.
It’s a shock. I’ve been there myself. 11 years ago I was looking to leave Unisys,
and I had 3 jobs lined up. A colleague
at work said wouldn’t it be funny if I was made redundant by Unisys because I
would get the money as well. Blow me
down if I wasn’t called into my bosses office the following week, and handed
“The Letter”. All I could ask was “How
Much?”. Afterwards my idiot of a boss
said,
“I have to say Tony, you’re taking this very
well.” Well I was planning to leave
anyway but it was still a shock that I had been singled out, having survived 4
previous swings of the axe. What annoyed
me was this manager was being seen to do the right thing, he didn’t have to
chop in this round, and I didn’t think he was a very good manager or person.
Looking back though, I have to say I
wasn’t as good then at selling as I became.
All three jobs I had lined up all fell
through and I was left in the lurch for 8 weeks. One of the jobs resurrected itself and I
signed to join them on the Monday. On
the Friday the second job resurrected, the one that I really wanted. I went for the job I wanted and with regret
told the first job I wasn’t joining them.
I don’t like breaking my word, but I had the best 7 years of selling
after that.
In other words, I, like most others
bounced back equal and higher than before.
Redundancy is usually a reflection of the company and not the
individual. You were employed for something
good that someone saw in you!
But what I’m most struck by is my current
situation. I’ve left the employment of
the corporate world after 20 years and I’m loving it. Moved to Melbourne and set up independently
and loving it. Working from home,
training at companies, looking for other long term projects, time with my 5
month old daughter during the day, and with Annie my wife (but not enough
time!!). I’m not there financially yet,
but it sure is a relief to be away from the politics and an observer of
it. And boy am I observing some politics.
Glad to be out of it.
Monday 11th
March 2002
When you have a
website, it gives you a voice. But you
are also in the public domain and open to criticism. It’s fine line between cool and naff (a
loser).
Check out Loser dot Org. Submissions of the saddest and worst
websites. I’ll bet some people are
really proud of their website and can’t understand why they’re suddenly getting
so many hits. The first one I clicked on
made me laugh and
laugh. What’s most worrying is that
most of the dates of the websites are on my birthday Feb 6th. Does it mean anything?
Are they laughing
at me though? Are the colours on my
website really bad. I mean this guy thinks he’s cool
and he’d be gutted to know he’s on Loser dot Org, maybe it’s an old link and
he’s improved.
Sunday 10th March 2002
Google is
Awesome. But I never tried the image
search.
Search for images
instead of text/documents/websites.
It’s not so
extensive because of course it relies on either the photos being named, and let’s
face it who names their photos with their full name, or some kind of tag to the
photo. Having said that, a few people
who I know have appeared in the search.
Not many ex-girlfriends though!!
Mind you, I don’t appear either on an image search but I do on a Web
search. I realise it’s most useful if
you want to illustrate something when writing.
So a search for Troy
Tempest would have been useful recently.
More Fark. Clark Kent’s ties!!!! My oh my the Internet is wide and varied.
Mind you, just
bought a Child Car Seat for Georgia.
Could I find the model I was looking for on the Internet. Was there loads of wordy bullshit but nobody
actually doing what’s needed? Yes. All I’m asking for is either a consumer site
like www.ciao.com for Australia where
consumers review products (if it exists I couldn’t find it), or a website that
compares Child Seats for sale in Australia. And I mean really compares
them. Price, Safety Tests, What types of
tests, links to other sites.
Either I missed
something in my searches or there’s a big gap here. The best I could come up with was
Assessment of
Child Restraint Performance
VicRoads
- Road Safety Brochures
Saturday 9th March 2002
There’s
something about sports teams and the DNA that flows through them. The DNA of the past.
My
fascination is with sporting history.
There are some teams programmed to win.
Often
beyond their capacity to win. It's like
fate and luck plays a hand as well. All
I can give is examples.
Let's
start with English Football (that's Soccer to you New World plebs). Some teams like Manchester United, Arsenal
and Liverpool are destined to win, beyond money and resource. Some teams are destined to never win no
matter what their resource (Newcastle, Chelsea come to mind!). Man Utd are 1-0 down to Bayern Munich with 5
minutes to go and yet somehow you know their destiny is to win. Bang, 2 goals in 5 mins and Europe is theirs
(Man City in the same season were 2-0 down with 5 mins to go and bang they win
3-2 to gain promotion.) Destiny. DNA
Swedish
Tennis. The players seem to have the DNA
of Bjorn Borg in them. It's not the
resources and coaching in Sweden it something beyond that. Britain needs a Bjorn Borg. Tim Henman becomes world class (allegedly)
when we import some Canadian DNA. Ovett begat Coe begat Cram.
DNA
is attempting to be genetically modified with first draft picks in Pro-Football,
Basketball and do you have draft picks for Baseball? Aussie Rules Football as well. (What is it
that Aussies who can't skate have a guy in the final lying last and bang all
four in front of him fall down.) Why is
that the only Brit skier to ever win anything is found positive for drugs
(That's negative fate working!).
I
better make some DNA sports predications..
And whilst we’re
on sport, there’s a great article by Danny Kelly at Football 365 on how easy it
is to manage
a Premiership football team.
The ones at the
bottom yo-yo and as long as you get the players to try their hardest you’ll be
in a job.
The ones in the
middle stay in the middle and have the resources to stay in the middle.
The top clubs have
so much money it’s just a matter of where they finish in the top 6.
Simple.
And finally some
more links from Fark
Operation Infinite
Purity - Winning the War on Masturbation - WHITEHOUSE.ORG
Shaving Private
Ryan - Menessentials Grooming Tips!
Why?
Friday 8th March 2002
I’ve been thinking
a lot about this from Doc
Searls;
“For a number of good reasons, something that
didn't make it into
Cluetrain was a half-baked belief of mine that companies
have
personalities that transcend whatever
"strategic" BS they think
they're up to. I haven't baked this a lot more
than I had in 1999,
but I still believe it. In the same way that
Apple comes from Steve
Jobs and Steve Jobs comes from Art (see
<http://www.scripting.com/davenet/stories/DocSearlsonSteveJobs.html>),
IBM still comes from Watson and GE comes from
Edison, Johnson &
Johnson comes from General Johnson and Wal-Mart
comes from Sam
Walton. The dead white guys on the walls of corporate headquarter
lobbies exert influence from beyond the grave.
They're programmed
into the corporate DNA. They make decisions
about the stuff that's
decided long before the subject even comes up.
This is what doomed every company that sold its
dream to a V.C., by
the way. And the DotCom bubble especially.
Okay, that's simplistic and perhaps more than a
little fulla shit.
But just hold it in mind for a moment while reading
John Perry
Barlow's Death From Above:
<http://www.eff.org/Publications/John_Perry_Barlow/HTML/death_from_above.html>.
That top-down eyeball-on-a-pyramid military
mentality is still alive
and a little too well. It's not highly viable,
long-term (not in
markets that get smarter faster than companies
do); but it's still
here in the short, and that's the time frame for
most of our
paychecks.”
Thursday 7th March 2002
I was walking by
the sea today in Melbourne near my home.
I realised that on
September 11th 2001 my world changed. Well didn’t it for most people!
Why did I realise
it today?
Well my daughter
who is now 5 months old was due on that day.
I met with a
colleague at the Café by the sea that day that I was sitting at today.
I spoke to that
colleague for the first time yesterday and when I was down by the sea today I
realised that after I saw him the last time,
I went home and
watched in horror as the world changed.
And as I looked
out across the Melbourne skyline, I realise that I see it in a different light.
I don’t look at
the tall skyscrapers in wonder and wish I was working up there with that kind
of view, I initially wonder if a plane
could fly into that building.
That’s a real
shame on top of all the lives that have been lost since, that I look across a
skyline and my first thought is of a plane crashing into the building.
Some great
websites surfed last night
JOHO the
Blog talking about a speech on Instant Messaging and illustrated with some
magic links,
Internet Mapping Project was one
of the links about Network maps. Mind
Blowing.
And check this
link out from Rageboy, another one to make you laugh Racing Car Noises!
Wednesday 6th March 2002
Nothing on the Internet
usually makes me laugh out loud but I can’t stop laughing at this triple whammy
from Fark
Guardian
Unlimited | Special reports | Highway robbery as bus thief takes fares for a
ride
and the best bit
is,
“But the thief may be trapped, thanks to the work of
a happy bus spotter who not only watched the buses on the day of the crime but
also filmed them: he has handed his videotape to detectives.”
BBspot - Vatican Endorses
.NET Messenger Service God recommends Microsoft?
The Scotsman - Scotland
- Couple tip cabbie with a grenade
Tuesday 5th March 2002
Just finished
reading No
Logo –Naomi Klein.
Great book, well
researched, very readable.
I feared it being
a bit too lefty and right-on, but it grabbed me and convinced me.
Went for a walk
yesterday to my favourite view overlooking Port Philip and there was a guy
there just starting the book.
At the end of the
day as I’ve said before we have a choice with most branded products. Don’t buy them if you don’t agree with them.
I don’t tend to
buy them because I’m a function kind of guy and not a fashion guru.
I buy generally because
it does the job and is a good design and other people have recommended it.
I couldn’t find
one thing in the house the other day that I’d bought because of advertising or
branding. Honestly.
Everything was
because of function or recommendation.
That doesn’t mean
these corporations can carry on and get away with it forever.
The world is
changing. And by coincidence a friend
sent me this which is a good
summary to No Logo.
Unfortunately the
link also led to this report on TIME.com:
Can We Stop the Next Attack? Very depressing.
Monday 4th March 2002
Right, from now on
I’m going to use Fark for my cool internet
links. Lot’s of trashy news and links.
Take the political
compass test to see if you’re a Pinko or Genghis. (The link did work but
now it doesn’t. I’ll keep it there just
in case it recovers)
The other links
I’ve taken from Fark.
Sex Sells. Met a guy last year who predicted this would
happen with 3G mobiles.
Tourette Syndrome Barbie. Yes it’s true.
How to make a Gauss Rifle
(Magnetic Gun type thing)
That’s enough
links for today.
Sunday 3rd March 2002
Rageboy points us to Bruce
Sterling,
“And those overachievers from Enron, my God!
Thinking so far outside the box that they're in the witness box.”
The article is
very good.
And Dave Winer
points to Jakob Nielsen
talking about putting deep links into ones website. Holy Shit, I’ll have to work on that somehow
with my Word2002 website!
Oh yes and I
forgot about this one. An article on how
Google works by looking at how the
Scientologists are allegedly building their servers to link to each other.
Friday 1st March 2002
Football
365 runs a column for pundits to write in. The
Nevilles I love you because…, Football
365 Headlines I love you because…, Shaun
Goater I love you because…, etc etc.
Here’s my
contribution. I hope they publish it!!
“Jimmy
Hill I love you because
of your
big chin.
I love
the way you stick your chin out (quite literally) on controversial subjects and
that you have been with me and football for all my life.
I love
that you have done everything in football except manage England.
I love
that you’ve seen them all come and go and you’re still there, the old man of
football along with Bobby Robson and Bobby Charlton (ok ok poetic licence here,
there are still some older ones knocking around).
I love
that everyone else hates you.
I love
that you know that everyone hates you and you take it with good grace.
I love
your good grace (like Bobby Robson and Bobby Charlton).
I love
how you play straight man to the clowns of football (come to think of it, like
Bobby Robson and Bobby Charlton!).
I love
how unglamorous you are in the face of the now glamorous game.
I love
that you know your limitations and in spite of those you have been successful
in almost everything you’ve turned your hand to.
I love
that like the Neville brothers (see previous I love you)
that you give hope to all us amateur pundits.
I love
that you invented punditry
I love
how you have been everything in the game, player, manager, chairman, PFA
chairman, pundit, interviewer, interviewee, entrepreneur, linesman, TV
executive (have I missed any?).
I love
your enthusiasm for the game and that you advise clubs on potential managers
and players to help the game.
I love
that you and I are the only people who thought Carlton Palmer played well for
England.
I loved
your enthusiasm for American Soccer (despite its collapse!).
I love
your desire to improve stadiums (before they were improved).
I love
that no-one can remember you when you played.
I love
your recent interviews with old hack football managers like Big Ron and Brian
Clough.
I love
how you stood up to Hansen, and Terry Venables seemed to hate you and has
achieved much less over time.
I love
that you ended the minimum wage which has led to the overpayment of top
football stars and the potential bankrupting of football.
I love
how you volunteered to be the fourth umpire/linesman/referee’s assistant when
they needed an expert to run the line.
I love
that you are the common theme of modern English football from the early
60s. Good and Bad.
And
most of all I love that more often than not you are right.
That if
people stopped looking at your big chin and kept saying “Oh no it’s Jimmy Hill”
the Aunt Sally of English football, what you say and have said all along is
mostly right, more often than some of the more glamorous pundits. (“You’ll
never win anything with kids.”)
You
have changed the face of the game, the players, the stadiums, the pundits, the
delivery.
I love
that you represent the workhorses of football rather than those fancy-dan glam
footballers that are never up to it anyway.
You
Jimmy are the Jimmy Case, the John McGovern, the Ray Kennedy, the Kevin
Richardson, the Gary and Phil Neville, the Phil Neal, the Nicky Butt of
football. Unsung, most caps, most
appearances, most successful.”