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January’s Blogs: Actions Speak Louder than Words, Wordy Bullshit, Branding, Links Today, TV Heaven, Enemies Bring Gifts, Debate on Dave Weinberger’s New Book, Change Now, Rant, What I did on my Holidays, Fame and Immortality (Me and Bill Gates),e-business failures, Parallels with my Father, Micropayments-The Future of the Internet, My First Day at School, Football Memories and a Chance in Life, Rivers Link People, Links, Design and Creativity, The Other Faces, 7UP, What is Voice?-Vision and Action, Writing in Progress, Latest Virus Alerts, When is a Weblog a Weblog, Hello 2002, Happy New Year, 2002 New Year’s Resolutions.

 

Blogs so far this month: Spike Milligan Dies, Camp It Up!, Cluetrain Savaged (and the Nevilles), Goods Luck Elliot!, Monkey Brains, Busy and Thanks, MindMaps and Walter Winterbottom, Radio 8 Blog and Micropayments, Morning Pages, Women!, Jackson Browne Lyrics – Lives in the Balance, Let the Consumer and Employee Revolution Begin, Life and Death, Corporate Rant, Wilful Georgia!, Celebrity Blogs, United Internet, Friends Reunited at Work, Immunisation?, Good Business Leadership, No Logo, Definitely No Logo, Missing in Action, Paolo Di Canio.

 

Thursday 28th Feb 2002

Spike Milligan Dies

Spike Milligan one of my heroes has died.

(Interesting about news reporting even on the Internet, I can’t find one article that says when he died!!)

They say that two people shaped British (and to an extent world comedy) after the war.

Spike Milligan and Peter Cook.

They were the founding fathers of a new form of surreal and sometimes satirical comedy.

 

In fact I don’t remember The Goons, and I didn’t get it with The Goons when I heard it.  Very 50s, very radio.

I was never a big radio fan, my brain doesn’t work that way with words.  I need visual as well.

What influenced me about Spike Milligan and shaped my humour from my early teens, was his books.

 

As an early teen I used to carry these books around with me at school.

For me a lot of his stuff is now dated and his Q series whilst ground breaking wasn’t always that funny.

But like Chuck Berry, it’s the influence they had on others that mark them out as genius.

I love people who are at a tangent to what is accepted as the norm and change things.

They swim against the tide sometimes, and history proves them right.

 

Actually when you think about it Harry Hill is the nearest to Spike Milligan in this generation.

His TV show is a remarkable similarity to Spike Milligan’s stuff.

 

And this swimming against the tide reminds me of others currently doing that in the face of corporate and government “corruption”.

And I don’t just mean financial corruption, I mean corruption of thought, thinking and common sense.

 

Check these guys out.  In their own way they are to their fields what Spike Milligan has been to comedy and life.

John Gofman (Threat from X-rays, and check out his life story, Amazing)

Mark Purdey (BSE CJD and organophosphates.  This guy will prove the whole medical establishment wrong)

T J Sprott (SIDS and Cot Death.  Again, completely at odds with the medical establishment and probably right)

Dr Mercola (He gathers together what is wrong with the medical establishment.  A gatherer of other people’s thoughts)

 

We praise and laud the Spike Milligans of this world, especially when old or dead, but do we allow them to thrive when they tell us things we don’t/won’t hear.

Listen to them.

 

Thank You Spike, you shaped part of my life.

My Humour (although there’s none of it in this piece!).

 

Wednesday 27th Feb 2002

Camp It Up!

My favourite voice on the Internet is Camp.

It’s funny, it’s witty, it’s honest, it’s intelligent.

I was bored today on the Internet, so where did I go?

To Bradlands of course.

 

And where did Bradlands link me to?

Make a Cootie Catcher!

And Joe Phillips, amazing graphics and design and sexual.

 

Also check out RuPaul.

 

When I’m getting too white and serious and heterosexual, like 99% of large corporates, I realise it’s time to camp it up.

 

Tuesday 26th Feb 2002

Cluetrain Savaged (and the Nevilles)

John Dvorak in his Cult of Cluetrain Manifesto article savages Cluetrain, its followers and Bloggers, and links it somehow to dot-com and the crash.

End of story.

I’d like to shove his article up his ass, but until there is proof of Cluetrain coming true then I will have to wait a while.

And of course our cult leader has replied.

Any attempt to make Cluetrain come true does seem to be met with intellectual high brow “let’s keep it as theory” type stuff.

Wouldn’t want to get our hands dirty, or prove that it is a load of shit.

 

Of course you can’t “make Cluetrain come true”.  I disagree.  Cluetrain caught what I was feeling about business and people.

Gave me a voice.  Validated my voice.

I don’t see why it can’t progress from there.

 

Examples of Cluetrain type voice and business?

www.ciao.com is a good example of community at so many different levels.  It’s commercial, it’s about commercials, it’s humans communicating sometimes for reward and sometime for community and contribution.

 

www.friendsreunited.co.uk is the greatest example of potential on the Internet.

4 million plus UK people have registered at the school classes or workplace they were at.

That’s 10% of the population and growing.

These are the once a week emailers and not just the keen netheads that have a louder voice than actual population.

Friends reunited is a social transaction and not a commercial one.  I think that an important phenomenon here.  I’m making contact with people even beyond the face to face, in that I’m connecting with people who if I saw in the street of my home town I wouldn’t necessarily talk to.  This internet thing is really breaking down barriers, and for me I’ve just tracked down my earliest school friend.

 

Now some people wouldn’t want to track down colleagues at school, but for me it has invoked a deep connection across the world.

 

I really want to do something that changes a corporation, this year.  Big ambition but already proving fruitful.

Just trained a group last week with Sales Skills.  What’s the follow up?  They’re going to make 5 new contacts this month and we’re going to review it next month.

How can I support this initiative?  One dream of mine is to use the technology to create “conversations” a la Cluetrain.

So I’m aiming to have the course members voluntarily connect to an email discussion group or chat group.

 

Let’s see what happens.  Maybe it will work and grow for the next few groups.

 

On a completely different note. If you are into, follow, and play English football, then this link is for you!  The Nevilles

 

Monday 25th Feb 2002

Good Luck Elliot!

Elliot won’t be reading this because he doesn’t use the Internet.

Elliot hardly uses email.

I met up with him tonight.

 

He’s in the middle of writing his third novel.  Almost there but not quite.  The novelist’s struggle.

So good luck Elliot, even though you don’t use the Internet you’d be quite heartened to read the Amazon reviews of your last book, Three Dollars.

In spite of your 4 sleepless nights, thank you for coming out tonight.

 

And finally, thank you for introducing me to Carlton FC, who you described with the same passion I feel for Man Utd, so it was a no brainer which team I was going to follow when I moved to Melbourne.

 

Good Luck Ell, hang in there.

 

And the twist in the tail?  At the beginning of the evening Elliot asked if he could ask me a technical question about the Internet.

At the end of the evening after I’d spent most of time talking about my writing (and he’s the novelist!!) I asked him what his technical question was.

“Tony, what’s a Blog? I read about it recently.”

“It’s what I’ve been spending the whole evening talking about!!”

 

So I must be on the right track if the Internet novelist heretic is asking me what a blog is and I’ve been talking about it for the evening.

 

Sunday 24th Feb 2002

Monkey Brains

Damn it, I can’t find the link, but I read over the last few days that scientists trained a monkey to use a mouse (that’s PC mouse!) to direct a cursor to quadrants on a PC screen.  They then found the part of the brain that transferred the signal to move the hand so that the cursor moves.

They then took the mouse away and set the feedback systems up, so that the monkey could move the cursor on the screen just by thought!!!!!

 

Holy Shit!  The implication is that humans paralysed or disabled will be able to move robotic parts or even their own limbs by tapping into the brain motor connections.

 

Found a link by searching for “monkey cursor mouse brain”  Isn’t Google wonderful.

 

Monkey Moves Computer Cursor by Thoughts Alone

 

Saturday 23rd Feb 2002

Busy and Thanks

Oh No!  I’ve been busy this week so I’ve missed a few days.  Not written my morning pages (see Artist’s Way), not written my Web Log for a few days, and not written my Lazy Salesman, Little Book of Less=More and Rimmer Shit!  Although I have been training people to be Lazy Salesmen this week which is why I’ve been so busy.

Back to writing again tomorrow, especially as I now have an audience of one.  Thank you Dane Carlson whoever you are for being the first person that I’ve found, linked to my pages, even though I’ve not set my Weblog up properly to link to easily!

 

Now I know I have at least an audience of 1!  Now that’s an incentive.

 

Monday 18th Feb 2002

MindMaps and Walter Winterbottom

I’ve been preparing for a training course today.  PowerPoint slides and MindMaps (using MindManager).  Love the MindManager software, it really works the way I work, though I haven’t had time today to illustrate the content with more colour and pictures, to make it more interesting and memorable.  I must put a few of my Mindmaps on my website, when I can work out how to do it!

 

Actually when I have more time, I’ll write some more about Mindmaps.  That can be on of my Little Book of Less=More pieces.

 

Walter Winterbottom the longest serving England manger, died on Saturday, but he was before my time.

The one before Alf Ramsey, who of course I do remember.

 

I’m really tired and I hope tomorrow’s training goes well. 

Three days of it, back on stage performing and hopefully inspiring them.

 

Sunday 17th Feb 2002

Radio 8 Blog and Micropayments

I finally tried out an on-line Blogging system which enables you to write a Web Log (easier in theory).

As opposed to the Word 20002, conversion to HTML by saving it as a Web Page and then FTPing it to my ISP server.

 

I still can't quite get my head round exactly what Radio 8 is. 

I get that it seems to be a client blog writer that appears to come up in my browser on my desktop.

I get that the files reside on my PC, I get that when I post it goes somewhere into the ether and my Weblog then sits on some server somewhere.

That's it. I haven't had time to work the rest of it out.

What the URL address is (actually here it is), can I have permalinks so that people link to date or article, and lots of other things like how I’m going to incorporate it into my website and change the look and feel.

Step One completed.  I couldn’t get Blogger to work and FTP to my website and I can’t remember why I gave up on BlogSpot to host my Blogger account.

Spell Checker.  That’s one of the things I can’t find and I don’t think is there.  That’s a big omission because I’m a crap speller and if I have to write in Word first to spell check it then it’s a waste of time.

 

Micropayments and PayPal floatation.

This is a link to a story about PayPal which has just floated big time and handles transactions on the web by acting as a third party for say credit card transactions.

Set me thinking about the idea of Micropayments.  What if a company like this, used its technology to take 1 cent transactions and charged 1 cent for the privilege (by the way, how do you spell check with Radio 8?).  Mmm interesting, I wonder if that's what people who've invested are betting on.  Can you imagine the company that comes up with a Micropayments system and doesn't charge too much per transaction.  Say 1 cent.

That means that people could charge 2 cents per page or per view.  Maybe it already exists.  I can see how it works.  You go to this Micropayment company and buy say $20 worth of Micropayments, you get an account number which you then use on Internet sites that are charging 2 cents per day or whatever, (2 cents per cartoon for Dilbert).  The Dilbert company then registers with the Micropayment company and is credited back with 1 cent.

Security to stop the supplier company from faking customer accounts may be a problem to overcome.  Maybe the customer just pays into the suppliers account without the supplier seeing site of the customer account number.  I'll think about this one.  I'm sure I'm not the first. 

 

Saturday 16th Feb 2002

Morning Pages

I’ve copied this from my Little Book of Less=More entry for today

 

You want to change the world?  Then I suggest you read Artist’s Way – Julia Cameron and get down to those morning pages.

What are morning pages?

3 pages of handwritten A4 first thing when you wake up in the morning!

Holy Shit you might say.

But it works.  Mind you the reason I’m writing this today is because I missed writing mine for the first time in over a month, yesterday so this is my punishment.

 

It really works.  Firstly, it gets you into the discipline of making time for yourself.

What else do you think you’re going to do with the half hour to hour it takes, that is as productive as 3 pages of A4?

And believe me, the writing builds up substantially very quickly as no sooner do you know it than you have that book you always thought you’d write.

 

So firstly it’s about discipline with time, and just as important it helps you gather your thoughts.

Review what you did yesterday, look further into the past, look deep into the past.

Come back and see how you are right now writing this, and then on to today, tomorrow and the future.

You’d be amazed at how many successful people, and not just Artist’s, journal in the morning.

 

Every time I come back to doing it, amazing things happen.

I started again at the beginning of Jan 2002 as a New Years resolution and to make 2002 the year of writing,

so it sets me up at the beginning of the day for the rest of my work.

Ok so I don’t absolutely do it first thing every morning.

Given that Georgia wakes up at 6-45 and I have to change her and keep an eye on her, it’s not the easiest thing to do.

And besides, I download my emails from overnight, and have a quick look at the BBC news and Football news.

Then I write.

 

When you first read The Artist’s Way, it can be difficult to handwrite 3 pages.

But after a while you know what’s possible and the tricks to fill the page when you’re not in the mood.

I also have an affirmation which I write down every day.  Ok I’ll say it here.

“Who I am is the possibility of   INTEGRITY   CREATIVITY  INSPIRATION   LOVE  FUN   This is who I am.”

You can also add other affirmations on.

Right that pads it out for a few lines.

If you’re really struggling then write down “I am really struggling” as many times as you like.

Occasionally I will just write a string of words one after the other, I’ll do it now,

“Carlton, Cigarettes, Marlboro, Red, Man Utd, Ruud, Dirty, Mud, Claire Jones, Tri-cycle, Bonfire, Nov 5th, Feb 6th, Ronald Reagan, Spitting Image, Steve Davis, Snooker, David Vine, Monopoly, Cluedo, Prof Plum, Lilac, Georgia, Annie, Merv, Joan, Melbourne, Sea, Boat, Sail.”

Interesting because it’s taken me to Sail and sailing, and made me wonder about learning to sail and other dreams.

 

Writing has been one of the most difficult things all my life.

I’m dyslexic.  My English has always been appalling.  I failed my English ‘O’ Level first time.

I was always on report at school for low grades in English.

Sciences were my best subject.  I’ve never been able to physically write.  Ask my friends and family what my handwriting is like.

A 7 year olds.

And yet a few years ago whilst training, I needed to write some written work.

The witting was whatever I wanted in what ever style I wanted.  And I’ve never looked back.  I love writing now.

Correction.  I love writing for me.  If I have to write my CV or a proposal or a business letter, I hate it because I’m trying to conform to what I think people want to hear.

This though is easy.

The best way I can describe it is to imaging you’re sending emails to friends.  Use your email style and voice.

 

After my written work I started the Artist’s Way, and I’ve never looked back.

Morning Pages.

If there’s one thing you do in life, buy the book, read the book, and write the morning pages.

 

Friday 15th Feb 2002

Women!

Annie is in the kitchen sighing about the things I haven’t put in the dishwasher.  At least I have this translation to understand what is going on. A Woman’s Vocabulary

 

Georgia has been asleep for 3 hours now, which anything past 2 hours sleep for this 4 month old is a miracle.

 

Goodnight.

 

Thursday 14th Feb 2002

Jackson Browne Lyrics – Lives in the Balance

Valentines Day today of course.  Bought the flowers, bought the cards, received the cards.

 

Following on from yesterday, I was playing The Best of Jackson Browne.

I found these lyrics written in 1986 and it just goes to show that nothing has changed from 16 years ago.

 

Jackson Browne - "Lives In The Balance"

LIVES IN THE BALANCE  (Written 1986)
”I've been waiting for something to happen
For a week or a month or a year
With the blood in the ink of the headlines
And the sound of the crowd in my ear
You might ask what it takes to remember
When you know that you've seen it before
Where a government lies to a people
And a country is drifting to war

And there's a shadow on the faces
Of the men who send the guns
To the wars that are fought in places
Where their business interest runs

On the radio talk shows and the T.V.
You hear one thing again and again
How the U.S.A. stands for freedom
And we come to the aid of a friend
But who are the ones that we call our friends--
These governments killing their own?
Or the people who finally can't take any more
And they pick up a gun or a brick or a stone
There are lives in the balance
There are people under fire
There are children at the cannons
And there is blood on the wire

There's a shadow on the faces
Of the men who fan the flames
Of the wars that are fought in places
Where we can't even say the names

They sell us the President the same way
They sell us our clothes and our cars
They sell us every thing from youth to religion
The same time they sell us our wars
I want to know who the men in the shadows are
I want to hear somebody asking them why
They can be counted on to tell us who our enemies are
But they're never the ones to fight or to die
And there are lives in the balance
There are people under fire
There are children at the cannons
And there is blood on the wire”

 

Wednesday 13th Feb 2002

Let the Consumer and Employee Revolution Begin

Check this link to The Ideal Employee. At first I thought good idea, but then I thought what a load of shit.  The order from research of what an employer is looking for in “The Ideal Employee” is;

  1. Reliable (translation Obedient and Likes low pay)
  2. Team Orientated (Gets on with it and doesn’t interfere with the other slaves)
  3. Great Communicator (Shuts up and talks only when asked)
  4. Creative (Comes up with ideas, only when asked)

 

I think it’s time for the revolution to begin.  I reckon there are about 100 million people out there dissatisfied with being an employee and a consumer.

And let’s not forget just as there are bad companies out there, there are also bad customers, your worst nightmare to deal with.

 

So here’s an idea.  Let’s marry up the good customers with the good companies and the bad companies with the bad customers.  Let the bad companies fight it out with the bad customers and the rest of us can get on with having a great life.

 

And it goes deeper than this, we the good customers are sick to death of the bad companies.  The privatised utilities (Phone, Water, Electricity), the Oil companies, the Airlines, Pharmaceutical companies, Car manufacturers, the Banks, Politicians.  All the companies which seem to be a cartel or oligopoly but aren’t breaking any rules by secretly talking to each other, but seem to have some agreement to not rock the boat and compete on price, just confuse us instead.

 

We pick on companies like Nike, McDonalds, Coca-Cola, Disney, News Corp.  But with those companies we have a choice.  You don’t have to buy Nike shoes.  But there’s very little real choice who you fly with, which mobile operator, who you buy your petrol from.  They have the markets carved up and no-one is going to rock the boat.

Here in Australia, The Banks, The Mobile and Phone companies, The Airlines stink.

 

All we want is fairness.  Fair wages and treatment for employees.  Good service and value to customers.  Fat-Cat salaries to those Fat-Cats who deserve it.

What I think really screws the whole economic system is share price and the stock market.  I can’t really explain it intellectually, but my gut feel says that something is seriously wrong with the world being dependent upon what goes on in the stockmarket.  Share holders.  That’s where the greed and corruption really comes in.

 

What it needs is a loose alliance of 100 million people to say enough is enough to Bush Blair Howard and the rest.  To say this to the Airlines, Telcos, Oil, Pharmaceutical, Car manufacturers, Banks.  To gather together and form something which works, to use our buying power to dictate to these unsavoury organisations.

 

 

Telstra the Aussie Telco share price has been falling recently.  They made $3 Billion profit last year.  So they’ve cut their free email users, they’ve taken away subsidies on handsets to the franchise owners and customers, and they’ve put up the price on Broadband users like myself in mid-contract.  I called Optus, their competitor yesterday and I couldn’t get through and their website is shit.  No Real Choice.

 

I’ve calculated that at the current rate with 1 home phone, 1 business phone, 2 mobiles, 1 internet, 1 Broadband, I will be spending $6,000 a year with Telstra.  And let’s not forget Cable TV from Foxtel.  You think for that amount of money I could get good service or choice.  No.  I have to say Foxtel is good.  I pay $40 per month I get a service that works and delivers.

 

We are divided and ruled.  Complacent.  It doesn’t have to be this way but nobody around seems to be able to do anything about it.

An alternative vote in the USA gets you Gore, the UK gets you Ian Duncan Smith, Australia gets you Kim Beasley.  Holy Shit, that’s not a vote at all and is a reflection of no choice cartels we buy from.

 

Who want to join the 100 Million New Way?

 

Tuesday 12th Feb 2002

Life and Death

Check out this quiz to see if you’ll survive Staying Alive.

 

I got the link from David Weinberger who’s on form today with this,

“It reminds of a thought experiment I used to present to students. (I don't remember where I read it.) Suppose a genie tells you that you can become the emperor of China, with all the luxury and riches you could ever want, just by drinking a potion. You think this would be great and you're all set to do it when the genie says, "Oh, there's just one small catch. When you drink this potion, you'll fall asleep and a few hours later you'll wake up as the emperor ... but you'll have no memory of ever having been you." Most students say they would drink the potion anyway. But then, demonstrating how much smarter you are than your poor little students, you ask: "Ok, then tell me the difference between (1) waking up as the emperor of China with no recollection of who you are today and (2) you dying and someone else very much like you becoming emperor."

 

And on a different subject.  Corporate Speak at Microsoft.

 

Monday 11th Feb 2002

Corporate Rant

I am so pissed of with many corporates and the business world.

Where to start?  I’m fuming, I’m raging.

 

Telstra have put my Cable Internet bill up for the same service, in the middle of our 1 year agreement.  Why?  Because they can!

Whilst this happened last week, I also read that Telstra are stopping a free email service they offered to many users a few years ago, and that they’re doing away with subsidies for mobile handsets for the franchisees of Telstra shops, some of whom have only recently signed a six year agreement based on a cost model for subsidised handsets.  What’s going on?

 

“The shutdown comes as Telstra tries to resurrect a flagging share price through price hikes and new fees across all its product lines of mobile, fixed line phones and the internet.”  The Australian Feb 7th 2002

 

Telstra I think made $3 Billion dollars profit last year.

 

And I tried to contact the competition today to see if I could move my Cable Internet business.  Optus seem even worse.  There’s not information on their internet site about download levels and internet speed, just patronising shit about how much faster cable internet is, and I couldn’t get through on the phone having tried twice for ten minutes.  It doesn’t bode well if I moved to Optus.

 

So two things occur to me here.  Firstly, what the fuck is share price all about?  I really don’t get it.  A company exists, its aim I assume is to make revenue and profit.  But what has the share price got to do with a functioning company?  It’s not as though the share price directly reflect a company’s performance.  If you drive the share price up temporarily and piss all the customers off then you won’t have a company.  Not only that but you piss all the employees off who have to deal with the angry customers.  I feel really sorry for the Telstra staff on the ground, facing the angry customers, and having both hands tied by the Marketing idiots and senior management who don’t give a shit because they’re on fat salaries.

 

Secondly, I’m still reading No Logo by Naomi Klein – “Taking Aim at the Brand Bullies”  I’ve not read all of it yet but so far (p192) it’s an excellent and well researched book.

But I was looking around the house this morning and I can’t find one product yet that we’ve bought for the brand.  Now maybe we’re the perfect anti-brand couple but actually most of our products are bought on function.  Honestly.  The only brand I can find which maybe I couldn’t justify on function is Gillette shaving foam and Mach III razors!  I’m really struggling to find a brand assisted purchase.

And my point is that with The Coca-Colas, The Nikes, The Disneys of this world, at least I have a choice.  Even with Microsoft there is some choice.  But with telephones and water, trains, air flight, petrol, banks and things there really is no choice.  Sure there’s appears to be competition but they seem to be acting like a cartel or oligopoly (I don’t know the difference) where they’re not in collusion, but they seem to be saying,

“Listen guys, if we don’t rock the boat on price here we can carve this market up by confusing the consumer with offers that are so confusing they can’t be compared.”

But beneath it all there really isn’t any competition.

This is worse than the publicly owned utilities who at least didn’t have a profit or share motive.

 

And finally, check out these links on Arsdigita.  A successful start-up company with a great philosophy, run into the ground by Venture Capitalists (Allegedly!!).

Admittedly, the links tell one side of a story and I’m sure the Venture Capitalists have something to say but I know who I believe.

CoFounder/Girlfriend's view of Arsdigita Diary of a Start-Up.  Very Interesting

The Founder and boyfriend Philip Greenspun

Another Employee less in love with Philip Greenspun.

 

What does it say about business?  What does it say about life?

Greed.  Dishonesty.

Perspective – Two people can have a different perspective of the same object, it doesn’t mean that one of them is lying.

 

I’m going to write about this more another time.  But I think it’s time for a revolution.  Not necessarily a left-wing let’s attack everything type revolution, but a group of consumers, say 100 million people who come together and say,

“This is what we want corporates, stop ripping us off, Enough is Enough.”

 

The Land of Plenty

 

"And I really don't know who sent me,

To raise my voice and say:

May the lights in the Land of Plenty

Shine on the truth some day."

 

Sunday 10th Feb 2002

Wilful Georgia!

Georgia, my daughter is 4½ months old. 

She’s coming along well, doing a lot of the coordination things very well.

She’s almost sitting up.  I was playing with her today, surrounded by cushions and she was sitting up and leaning forward.

 

Sleep though is a very different matter.  She just will not sleep for longer than 2 hours at a time, sometimes for just 30-40 minutes.

Of course her favourite place is sleeping on us.

Put her down on her back to sleep and she squawks.

And not just immediately but as long as we leave her.

Admittedly we don’t leave her for longer than 15 mins if she’s crying (It would be interesting to see just how long she would cry for!)

If she’s anything like my sister was, hours!!!

 

We’re at our wits end, especially Annie, with all the feeding.  Is it hunger or is it her sleep pattern?

We’re looking at Baby Formula now to fill her up at night to see if she sleeps longer, but so far she won’t let the bottle anywhere near her.

I’m dead against formula, breast is best and I see too many snotty and unhealthy formula fed kids.

But I was reassured by a knowledgeable health person who has a 14 month old, to experiment and see what works.

Not all kids react badly to formula.  Some love it and thrive.  Just to be aware if it does affect Georgia and keep switching until we find what works for her.

Good advice.

 

During the day she wants to be awake for as much of the time as she can.  She might miss out on something. 

That would be ok if she slept at night, but she doesn’t for long enough.

 

Ah, parenthood.  The first few months we sailed along, only now is it getting a bit exhausting.

Wouldn’t have it any other way though.

Love her!

 

Saturday 9th Feb 2002

Celebrity Blogs

More and more people are getting into Blogging.  Web Logging.

There’s a lot of conversation about why blogging and genuine voice blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda etc etc.

 

But there are some things happening.

Celebrity Blogs.  If you search for a star you normally get some shit issued by the film company, or recording company, which tells you a whole lot about nothing.  Not that I’m into the cult of the celebrity (my wife is though with her weekly trash magazines which of course I never look at over her shoulder!)

 

But when you hear a genuine voice, a real voice it does make you sit up and realise how much crap is out there.

Two Blogs which a lot of people are linking to and are good not because of their celebrity status but because of their voice, and there is a celebrity perspective are;

Wil Wheaton – Star Trek The Next Generation (I enjoy reading it without ever having seen Star Trek “TNG” as I believe they call it)

Ru Paul – Yes Ru Paul has a Blog and I started reading it yesterday.  It’s excellent.

 

One link from Ru Paul’s Web Log is this As the World Turns. It’s a bit corny but a stark reminder of the Real World.

 

Friday 8th Feb 2002

United Internet

I’ve been thinking some more about Friends Reunited at Work.

Now that people can register for both school and work, that’s a lot of people and context.

Currently at 4.5 million registered, it could end up with at least 10% of the population.

 

What I’ve thought about, is this the biggest voluntary database in the UK?

I’m sure some of the shoppers’ loyalty cards have more people, but this one is open to the public.

 

The other thing is that it’s a real peer to peer thing.  No-one is trying to sell anyone anything (yet!). 

 

I've been thinking about this in Cluetrain/conversational terms and I think the implications are massive.  I don't know about you but 30 years ago even on a modern housing estate, we knew everyone and all their gossip and business.  Like a village/dwelling.  We seem to have dispersed across the world (I've just moved to Australia) over the centuries especially the last 30 years.  Nowadays, you'd be lucky to even recognise your next door neighbour.

 

And now Friends Reunited.  I'm wondering just how big this is going to be and if it may have a social impact.  The kind Cluetrain talks of.  And one of the big differences is that this is including people beyond the "Netheads", the people who just use email and buy the occasional thing.  And also it's not a financial transaction, it's a social transaction.

 

Of course, there are the implications of those that have internet access and those that don't, those that can type and those that can't, those who've "made it" and those too embarrassed to register, but I think the more people who register, the more people will register.

 

The social implications are interesting.  I notice that you can now send a Valentine Card, sponsored by Rolo!  So not only old friends, but old enemies and old flames (or flames you’d wished for!).

 

It will be interesting to see if this changes the social fabric of the UK in any way.

It has the potential to change things but I’m not sure.

I’m now in contact with people I wouldn’t say hello to in the street, people I’ve not spoken to for over 30 years, and yet suddenly we all have this common thing of being registered on Friends Reunited, and of course being nosey and gossipy.

 

Just like neighbourhoods and villages of old.

 

Thursday 7th Feb 2002

Friends Reunited at Work

Oh no, a new sad addiction.

Friends Reunited at Work!

 

So now you can look for those weird people at work and not just at school.

Holy Shit.

Now I’ve got to earn even more to prove I’ve made it.

 

Good Idea though.  I thought of it myself a few months ago.

Good to see they’ve implemented it, and I hope it works as well as the school version.

 

I can see there’s going to be lots of teething problems and abuse but it’s a great idea.

 

Wednesday 6th Feb 2002

Happy Birthday

It’s my birthday today.

Born 6th Feb 1961 Monday 8-00am Whalley Range (Manchester, England)

Of course that makes me 41.

 

With a 4 month old daughter (who is screeching away, she won’t go to sleep), my birthdays don’t seem so important.  In fact I went out before to buy myself some breakfast treats and ended up buying her a whole set of small toys to cuddle and hang up.

 

And of course the famous born on this day.  Well, what a list.  I’ve not managed to add any names since I last wrote about my birthday but I’m always on the look out to add to this weird collection.

 

Ronald Reagan, Jimmy Tarbuck, Leslie Crowther, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Rip Torn, Babe Ruth, Patrick McNee, Natalie Cole, Gayle Hunnicut, Axl Rose, Rick Astley, Lionel Blue, Keith Waterhouse, Bob Marley, Billy Wright, Fred Trueman, Manuel Orantes, Mike Batt, Eva Braun, Megan Gallagher.

 

Curious bunch.  There must be more.  More sportspeople.  More Footballers.  I can’t find a list of English Premiership players and their birthdays, I want to find which footballers have the same birthday as me other than Billy Wright!  Searching the Web so far hasn’t come up with much, all roads seem to point to www.famousbirthdays.com.  Mind you in searching I found one curiuous fact.  Over 50% of footballers that played for England between 1986 and 2000, had their birthday in Sept Oct or Nov, which suggests that sporting development and getting noticed is based around being oldest in the School year.  Alas it was Rodney Marsh’s website I found this on.

 

Going down to the sea for lunch at my favourite Café at North Rd Pier Brighton.

The weather seems good today so I’d like to Roller Blade.

Do some writing.

Out tonight with Annie for dinner. A steakhouse by the sea (now that I’m back on meat with vengeance).

Spoken to Mum already.

 

Time to reflect on birthdays gone by, today, and birthdays for the future.

I’ve always taken the day off, but not many birthdays seem memorable.  I usually play some kind of sport on my birthday and lose.

 

Wishes Hopes and Dreams

Good Health for myself, all my family and friends, Wealth, Expression of my Creativity, Spirituality, Peace (inner peace and of course the Miss World “World Peace), a home overlooking the sea.

 

Happy Birthday to me!

 

Tuesday 5th Feb 2002

Immunisation?

My daughter is having her 4 months old immunisation injections today, and I feel helpless.

I worry.  It’s very difficult to weigh up the risks.

The risks of immunization versus the risks from the diseases they’re immunised against.

Sure each government has standard campaigns to explain how fantastically safe it all is and how nothing ever goes wrong!

Chance in a million!  Check this article out from the Dr Mercola website.

 

And yet you search on the internet and every search for every disease brings up disaster after disaster after disaster.

What is going on?

 

Firstly, governments themselves can’t agree on a common policy, so why should we trust any of them.

Here in Australia they don’t even recognise any damage form immunisation.

In the UK and USA they do recognise damage and pay compensation.

In Japan they don’t immunise their children until 2 years of age.

Japan has one of the healthiest child and aged populations.  Is it genetic, is it food, is it immunisation?

 

 

I look around me and I see more and more unhealthy kids. They seem to have their vitality squeezed out of them.

Am I imaging it?  If not, is it due to environment, is it due to change in lifestyle and lack of exercise, is it the food we eat, is it the drugs we take, is it the injections we give?

 

I really don’t know.  Georgia has gone off for her injections and I’ve said to myself well what are the chances of permanent damage?

Even if it’s as poor as 1 in a 100 as long as I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 100 and you don’t guess what it is I’m ok.

If 100 people read this then I’m in trouble.

Mind you if 50 people read it I’m also in trouble.

 

So I hope and pray. I think twice.

 

I read of the disasters with immunisation and wonder if we just see the remnants and 1 in 10,000 or 1 in 1,000,000 bad cases which shouldn’t worry us too much statistically.  And we don’t’ hear so much of the disaster from the diseases by not immunising.

But it’s all well and good a doctor being reassuring, they don’t have to look after the kid for the rest if it’s and your life (whichever is the shorter), and as long as the doctors ass is covered and they all fall in like sheep, who really cares.

 

Isn’t science and research a wonderful thing?

Isn’t industry and capitalism a wonderful thing?

Aren’t pharmaceutical companies wonderful?

 

Just a word of warning.  The cigarette companies denied denied denied denied and denied any health damage being caused by smoking, or knowledge of any research from smoking.  And now look where we are with some of them paying our compensation left right and centre.

Now with cigarettes you can argue that people had a free choice to smoke and knew of the risks for a long time.

 

What about immunisation?

Do we have a choice? 

Are the pharmaceutical companies more moral than the cigarette companies?

Big money is involved here, be careful with your answer!

 

Monday 4th Feb 2002

Tony’s 4 eternal and measurable rules of good business leadership

Chris Macrae asked for 4 eternal measurable rules of good business leadership, so here are mine;

2 DOs

  1. Cash Flow
  2. Vision and Action (That might count as two but stick with it), I’ve said this in a previous email, that some companies have lots of action (old companies) and no vision, and some companies have lots of vision (new and dotcom) and no action.  What are needed are both.  The creativity to have the vision and the motivation to achieve the action.  All too often CEO’s are either accountants with lots of action, or “entrepreneurs” with lots of vision.  No problem with that.  The problem happens when the accountants surround themselves with more accountant types, and the entrepreneurs have lots of creative visionaries and nobody to put it into action.

2 DON’Ts

  1. Don’t put the customer first, but the employees first.  If you treat the employees well it’s a reflection of how you will treat the customers.  Most of the great companies were founded on treating the employees well.  Think of the Quaker companies.  The continual demise of Marks and Spencer has nothing to do with their product line.  They could change most of it in 6 months.  When I was a kid my Mum used to say to me.  M+S is a good company to work for they treat the staff well.  Now go and ask an M+S person how they now feel about their employer.  M+S doesn’t give a shit.  Therefore the employees don’t give a shit.  If you have a complaint they don’t give a shit, they’re waiting for the clock to turn 17-00.  No pride in the company.  And it’s the same with most companies today.
  2. Don’t lose the customers you have by going to seek out the ones you don’t have.  Do what it takes to keep your customers with you.  It’s ten times more difficult to win a new customer than keep a current customer.

 

Sunday 3rd Feb 2002

No Logo, Definitely No Logo

Just reading “No Logo” Naomi Klein, I’m 100 pages in, and beginning to see these evil Branders for what they are.

Actually I quite like brands.  I’m with the Tom Peters! school of branding.

Good Branding=Good Design + Good Service (that’s my equation, not Tom Peters)

I don’t mind brands per say, it’s the philosophy (or lack of philosophy) behind some of the brands and companies that I hate.

And if people want to buy products because of their branding then that’s up to them.

However, if companies can’t see the revolution coming, and they think we’re stupid, and they only cater for the Yoof market, then that’s their problem.

 

 A couple of interesting links related to the debate. Pay to punish is about Swiss research that shows if you allow people to self regulate and be able to punish those that step out of line, that there is a strong communal moral fibre that exists in us humans, over and above greed.  Hard to believe, but maybe it’s just The Swiss!

 

What Happened to My Customers? is a more eloquent rant than I’ve written about the changing marketplace and how companies that patronise and ignore the older (and I mean 30+ years old) customer at their peril.

 

The more I read about the Enron debacle the angrier I get.  This is a fantastically well researched and readable piece.  I hope he’s got all his facts write otherwise he may get his ass sued.

 

And what of Andersen’s involvement.  Check this one out and here’s a short quote from it.

 

“Hardly an impartial observer of the firm, Andersen had been Enron's auditor since its inception in 1985. Over the years, dozens of Andersen employees had jumped to Enron for reasons of higher pay and career advancement. And they had become interchangeable with Enron workers, attending company fundraising events and ski trips in Beaver Creek, Colorado. That practice, widespread between Big Five firms and their clients, has a tendency to discourage accountants from questioning a client's accounting practices too rigorously for fear of alienating a potential future employer.”

 

I once asked a Holocaust survivor what he learnt from his experience, surprisingly he said,

“Whenever I see the outbreak of a war, I always ask myself this.  Who’s making the money?”

 

Greed and a Lust for Power.  Perhaps I don’t have enough knowledge of these things, but Shares, I don’t get.

To me they don’t reflect the value of anything other than themselves.  They just seem to me to be a traded commodity with an arbitrary price.

 

Do I have absolute Integrity? No.  Do I try to have Integrity? Yes.

 

Saturday 2nd Feb 2002

Missing in Action

I completely forgot to write an entry for Saturday (it’s now Sunday!), so I’m cheating.

My excuse, forgive me reader, is that I’m writing 4 Web log type entries per day.

My daily Web Log which is this and I tend to write it later in the day when I’ve done a bit of surfing so that I can put some good links in like a good Blogger.

 

But I’m also writing the material for 3 potential books on-line, gathering what I write after a year and see how it looks.  So yet another plug for;

The Lazy Salesman

The Little Book of Less=More

Rimmer Shit

 

I must have got carried away with finishing the other 3 Weblogs and not noticed I hadn’t written my TG Weblog.

Oops.

 

Friday 1st Feb 2002

Paolo Di Canio

Man Utd have called off their chase for Paolo Di Canio, from West Ham.

The deadline for submitting the squad to play in the European Champions League passed yesterday.

 

I don’t get it.  They may have passed on the new Eric Cantona, the catalyst who could set them alight.

He’s a proven player in the Premiership, and the chances are he’d have made the difference in Europe.

 

And all because Dwight Yorke won’t go to Middlesbrough (would you?)

Yorke’s wage demands are too high, so he’s happy to sit it out at United.

I loved Yorke when he arrived at United, and now I hate him.  I’m fickle.  He lacks integrity both on and off the pitch.

 

But what I don’t get is that United claim to be the biggest club in the world and can’t afford to cough up for Di Canio, which even with his wages is small beer.

What is going on?  If they pay so much for Veron, and get rid of Cole and Sheringham why can’t they afford Di Canio?  He’s not exactly going to break the bank.

I don’t believe in overspending but, come on, this one isn’t exactly a big one, unless there’s something I don’t know.

 

Passing on the next Cantona?

Would you?