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March Blogs: Words Fail Me, Losing My Religion, Bush Fire?, Fucking Telstra, Redflagsweekly, The Best Companies to Work For?, Good to Be Back, Write On – Cling Sheets, Georgia, Redundancy, Am I a Loser?, Google Image Searches, Sporting DNA, Corporate DNA, My World has Changed, Internet Laugh, No Logo, Political Compass, Fark, Sex Sells,  Tourette Syndrome Barbie, Trailer Park (Trash?), Gauss Rifle, Bruce Sterling, Deep Links and Google Scientology, Jimmy Hill I love you because…,

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May Blogs: Georgia not sleeping, Georgia not well, Sydney, QANTAS, Dave Portnoy – Friendsreunited, PC Cleanup, Cooking Food is Killing Us, Printers and Designers, Telstra Update, Stupid White Men, Fixit and Hoaxes, Website Nightmare, Blogging Time, ICL and British Invention, Wedding Photos, Stressful Day, Good to be Back, Crawling Daughter, Blue Peter, Anti-Gravity, Mothers Day, Sven’s England Team, Man Yoo Mourning, Nothing and Tom Peters!, Telstra yet Again and Broadband, Crawling!, Perth, Barbara Castle and Sliding Doors, Enzymes.

 

June Blogs: Brazil, Tim Henman’s Serve, David O’Leary sacking, Wheels come off WorldCom, Brazil beat Turkey, A Deeply Frustrating Day, Sick, England Keep Falling Over, Oh No, England 1 Brazil 2, America and Anthrax, Korea!, More USA and Football, Brazil here we come!, 3-0 to The Inger-land, England v Denmark, Dell, C’mon Inger-land, And just to prove what crap Americans write, Isolation of the USA, Limitations of the Internet, England, More Canberra Rex, Defer to your experts on the frontline, IBM PC Visionary, Canberra Rex Hotel, Canberra, More Dyslexia, Dyslexia.

 

Sunday 30th June 2002

Brazil

So Brazil do it again, beating Germany 2-0.

I almost felt a bit sorry for the Germans, who played very well in the final and had the Brazilians pegged back a bit.

A bit similar to England, until Brazil found their confidence.

Also, I don’t think Brazil overdid it at first and saved their energy.

 

Amazing that the two most successful teams in World Cup history meet in the final, even though they both nearly didn’t qualify.

Fate and Ronaldo scoring twice after the problems four years ago.

Amazing.

 

Saturday 29th June 2002

Tim Henman’s Serve

I can’t seem to get off the sporting theme.

But I have to have this on record before Wimbledon goes any further.

I now how to coach Tim Henman to win a Grand Slam!

Yes me, medium level club player that I was.

I’ve known it for years.  5 words.

Stefan Edberg and Pat Rafter.

 

It’s simple really.  Tim Henman tries to hit his first serve too hard when he’s in a pressure situation.

Consequently he hits his first serve too flat and it goes in the net.

It also puts pressure on him with his second serve and he’s never sure whether to place it or hit it.

Somewhere along the line, Tim seems to have got it into his head that he needs to have a fast first serve, instead of an accurate high percentage first serve.

Henman is one of the best volleyers in the world.  That’s the strength he should play to.

That’s the difference between Pat Rafter and Tim Henman.

Pat Rafter plays to his strengths.  His strength is his volley.  He places and loops his serve to give him a good chance of volleying.

He plays the percentages.  Consequently knowing that he can fall back on that strategy he has more confidence to hit bigger serves.

Henman’s first serve is too flat, especially when the pressure is really on.

Henman needs to model his game on Rafter and Edberg.  Check how much more they loop their serve.  High kick.

It’s not beyond Henman to do that.  The rest of his game is good enough.

He need to do a Nick Faldo and go back to the drawing board if he wants to win a Grand Slam.

 

Of course, I could be wrong, given that Wimbledon has opened up, and Henman has his best chance of winning.

I doubt he will win it though, because he’s a choker on his serve when it really counts, and he needs to do something about that, not by hitting faster but with more loop, accuracy and percentage, just like Rafter and Edberg.

 

Think he’ll listen to me? I did just try to email him, but there’s a problem with the website!!  A bit like his serve!!

 

Friday 28th June 2002

David O’Leary sacking,

Might not mean much to you, but as a Man Yoo (Manchester United) fan it sure means a lot to me.

Leeds United have sacked their manager.

How short sighted.  They claim it’s for failure to qualify for Europe.  So why do it now?

Don’t you hate it when they don’t reveal all the facts.

 

At least with David O’Leary they stood a good chance of qualifying for the European Champions League next year.

But now, a new manager will have to come in and start again from scratch.

It looks like good news for Man United as well.  Leeds in turmoil again and the chances are that it’s because Man United are about to sign Rio Ferdinand.

How many of the Leeds players have their loyalty to David O’Leary and not Leeds, so further turmoil is created.

O’Leary is so far a good a manager and remains to prove it as a great manager, but when will teams learn that the secret of success is sticking with good managers through thick and thin and not waiting for the great manager to come along.

 

It’s great to see Leeds go the same way as Blackburn, then Newcastle, then Chelsea.

The pretenders who hype themselves up, getting over excited about a bit of limited success and thinking the next step is easy.

They’ve all gone backwards after having some initial success.

Meanwhile the same old teams keep on winning consistently.  Man United, Arsenal and Liverpool.

You’d think the challengers to these 3 would get it, but they never learn, sacking manager after manager after manager.

Good, let them rot, because most of their supporters don’t know what it takes to win big things consistently.  Man United and Arsenal do.

Even if Leeds or Chelsea or Newcastle were to win The Premiership, chances are they’d self destruct the following season.

You won’t see that with Arsenal, and Man United will be right back up there.

 

It’s the same with the World Cup.  Giant killers come and go every four years, but generally it’s still the same old teams that win in the end.

Brazil, Germany, Argentina, Italy, and then the challengers who don’t quite make it, Holland, England, France, and Spain.

 

Leeds fans can analyse as much as they like how good or bad David O’Leary was, but they’d better come up with a better manager, and I can’t see one on the horizon.

Mick McCarthy is definitely not better than David O’Leary.  Terry Venables is a risk.  A foreign manager is a risk and would want to rebuild the side so it would take a few years.

Who else is there?  Martin O’Neill.  Sure if you can prise him away from Celtic, but he won’t do it straight away and may be marginally better than O’Leary but is it worth the risk.

 

And the best one to speculate about is Mick McCarthy going to Leeds, David O’Leary taking over Ireland, and hence Roy Keane playing for Ireland again, though I’m not sure the other players will want him back or he’d want to go back.

 

That’s enough football for today.

 

Thursday 27th June 2002

Wheels come off WorldCom

So the wheels have come off WorldCom.

A fraud at least five times bigger than Enron.

It makes me sick.

And as I’ve said before it’s down to Stocks and Shares.

I still don’t understand what Stocks and Shares are about, and I keep thinking I’m missing something, but every time I look into it, the whole thing looks like one big speculative scam that neither reflect the current wealth of a company nor its future wealth.

Having said that, I have endowment policies and a pension which partly depend on the rise of share prices.

Everything is a commodity with a price set by its perceived value to someone.  Property, especially London property.

I own two lots of shares, bought with the flotation of the companies who I have insurance with.

But I know not much about them nor really understand the whole thing.

I remember my Dad losing some money in shares in the 70s, and whenever I hear about Shares and how well people are doing, I hear distant alarm bells ringing in my head.

I think the thing that gets me is that the shares have nothing to do with the company.

I still can’t see the connection between a company and it’s shares, other than the senior executives have to perform like dogs (and of course they get rewarded) for making the share price look good.  But this often has nothing to do with the company being good.

If there was one market sector I’d say had huge potential and growth, it would be the telcos.

We all use telecommunications more and more, and yet look at the debt and slow down in that sector.

I just don’t get it. 

If you bid for a 3G licence then surely you have a business plan for how you’re going to recover the money and a cash flow plan to live with and pay off the debt.

 

“Corporate USA needs to look at itself and ask: have we become a society of cheats?

Has the culture of greed become so widespread that ordinary people can no longer trust what giant corporations are saying?”

 

I guess it’s no more corrupt than it ever was.

 

Wednesday 26th June 2002

Brazil beat Turkey

Just watching the Brazil v Turkey game.  I’m so impressed with the Brazilians.

It’s not their skill, it’s their stamina and athleticism.

The full-backs are amazing, Cafu and Roberto Carlos, up and down the field. 

They defend so well and cover, and most of all sprint back, you don’t see that with any other side, let alone their skill.

All credit to Turkey, who are doing so much better than England.

 

I wish England could find athletic full-backs.

Actually, Cole and Mills were the best we’ve had for a while, but you wouldn’t see them sprinting back after a forage forward.

 

I don’t want to be premature with Brazil 1-0 up and 20 mins to go, but that Michael Cockerill writing in The Age a few days ago, knows sod all about football, given that the Old World are in the final.  Not that Germany deserve it, but many people need to learn that it’s one thing knocking a few teams out, it’s another having the bottle and psychology to go all the way.  I still think that the New World teams have a few World Cups to go, because the ones that perform in one World Cup, rarely perform for the next World Cup.  It’s called strength in depth Michael Cockerill.  I wish I’d had a bet with him, me taking the Old World teams and giving him odds on the New World teams.

 

Turkey are going for it, especially compared with England.  Why?

I can’t work it out.

Of course, they’re passing along the ground and mixing it occasionally instead of hoofing it forward.  Will we ever learn?

 

Both goalies have played well tonight, and I think Man Utd were interested in the Turkish goalie.  I’ve never rated or liked Roberto Carlos that much but, this World Cup and this game, he’s been magnificent.  And also Hasan Sas.

 

Brazil Win!  I want to see them stuff German 4-0.  And justice will have been done (except for Rivaldo’s play-acting).

 

Tuesday 25th June 2002

A Deeply Frustrating Day

Some days it just seems one thing after another goes wrong.

I had a change of dates for 2 courses I’m running.

No problem, except I’ve already booked the flights with Qantas, and I think the terms of the ticket are no refund, no changes!

And then in the afternoon I get exactly the same from another client.

Dates I thought we’d confirmed, so I booked the flight, on Saturday.

This is the first time I’m learning about work and cancellations, and I’m not sure what to do or how to play it, because potentially it will cost me money.

Let’s hope and pray Qantas play ball!!!

 

I’ve lost interest a bit in the World Cup, now that England are out.

I don’t really want either Germany or South Korea to make it to the final because I don’t think either of them deserve it, and if either of them won it, it would be a disservice to football.

I’m looking forward to the Brazil v Turkey game tomorrow.  Both good teams, both going for it.

Probably best if Brazil win so that they can stop Germany or South Korea.

I fear a dull game tonight with Germany heading one or two goals.

If I were Germany, I’d close Korea down and go for the set pieces.  And give Klose a free reign up front.

 

 

Monday 24th June 2002

Sick

I was really ill yesterday.

Annie, had been ill the day before and 18 hours of vomiting had left her dehydrated, so we called the doctor out.

And yesterday was my turn.  I don’t know if it was a virus or food poisoning.

I’ve never had food poisoning, and I haven’t had a cold or virus for at least 4 years.

I can’t believe how bad I felt, and yet today I’m much better, except not eating much, which is a blessing, given I’m half a stone overweight.

 

Talking of sick, I haven’t had the chance to write about the Spain v Korea game or Turkey v Senegal.

What is happening with Korea?  Are the games being fixed, or are the officials being intimidated by the crowd, because some of the decisions against Spain and Italy were diabolical, especially the disallowed goal because the linesman (assistant referee) flagged the ball as out.

Now I can understand getting a foul wrong, with intent, or contact, or offside,  but a ball crossing a line is very easy to see.

Remember, the ball has to be fully across the line and not touching the line at all.

The ball was almost inside the line, so what the hell was the linesman calling if for.  Very dodgy.

Line calls (except England v West Germany 1966) are fairly easy to see, especially when the ball has to be fully over the line.

What the hell is going on.

 

Having said that, Korea, Turkey and Senegal all looked really good.  The Turkey v Senegal game was great to watch.

I still think Brazil will go on to win it, but it wouldn’t surprise me if Turkey beat them, especially if they go for them, unlike England.

Germany v Korea is a more difficult one to call.  I can’t believe such a mediocre team as Germany have gone so far.

It doesn’t surprise me that a host nation playing as well as Korea are, have gone so far, but let’s face it, some of the refereeing decisions in their favour have been disgraceful.

It’s a shame, because most of the games in the early stages were really well refereed.

The refs weren’t interfering too much, letting the games flow, and suddenly, all change.

I wonder if they were given new directives in the latter rounds.

 

Saturday 22nd June 2002

England Keep Falling Over

I mean this both symbolically and literally.

I’m sick of footballers falling over.

Many of them are Man Utd players, Beckham, Scholes, Butt, Gary Neville and Emile Heskey, and Rivaldo.

Footballers didn’t use to fall over when you watch old games.

Rugby Players and Aussie Rule Footballers, are either down injured or they get up.

 

I’m sick of this faking foolery.  Is it the only way to get a goal?  It is for teams like England up against Brazil.  And it’s cheating.

Same with shirt pulling which should be a straight yellow card.  At least with a foul tackle you can never be sure of intent, or contact, but with a shirt pull you can’t exactly claim your hand involuntarily grasped his shirt ref.

 

Managers like Ferguson should stamp it out within his own team instead of turning a blind eye, and in effect encouraging it.

Ok, in the past, attacking players weren’t protected enough by referees, but it’s gone too far the other way now.

Rivaldo writhing around because Campbell’s hand brushed his face.

Players that go down should be ridiculed, players that stay on their feet praised.

 

Friday 21st June 2002

Oh No, England 1 Brazil 2

I’m getting really depressed as each minute ticks by after the game.

Why did I raise my hopes with such a mediocre team.

Falling over near or in the penalty area is not a football skill I want so see.

That seemed to be England’s best and only hope.

The didn’t have a clue.

And I fear neither has Sven.  Tony Adams warned us before the World Cup the Sven is a kick and run long ball, route one kinda guy.

And guess what, when the chips were down that’s exactly what happened.

I feared them not knowing what to do if they went a goal down, and it was proved.

Beckham, Scholes, Butt, Heskey don’t have enough skill to dominate a game.

A midfield of Scholes and Butt is not world class.

England didn’t have a strategy or the skill to play 11 men, which showed up playing against only 10 men.

There must have been some space somewhere to create.

 

And as for Heskey.  I can’t see Sven’s obsession with him.  He was static after we went a goal down.

Taking Owen off?  For what?

I feel sorry for David Seaman.  These things happen.  But where was the fightback, the desire to win the World Cup?

The defence for this game and before was magnificent, though I’d like to see how Rivaldo got through for the goal.

Scholes is not a midfielder.  He’s an attacker who like, Sheringham sits behind the front player(s).

If he can’t be played in that position then don’t play him for most of the game.

Scholes has scored some great goals and makes great telling passes when he’s further up the field, but he gets driven back doing his defensive duties.

 

Brazil were clearly the better side and England didn’t deserve to get any further.

They rode their luck, they’ve been mediocre for several years and they’re improving psychologically under Sven.

But tactically and skilfully.  No way.

At least we now have a great defence to build the rest of the team around.

Now all we need is one great midfielder, a Gascoigne or Bryan Robson.

Beckham is good, but not great, I admire his concentration and attitude, but that isn’t enough.

The forwards are good enough, if a little flat and sporadic, but what we need is a great midfielder.

Maybe Gerrard!

On the other hand, the Irish and Scandinavian teams achieve much more with much less.

So what’s it to be In-ger-land?

 

Thursday 20th June 2002

America and Anthrax

Yet more on USA and “Soccer” with a BBC piss take

It had me laughing out loud.

And what’s really funny is the yanks who’ve written in just don’t get it.

It’s not meant for them but for us.  It has the essence of the bullshit that comes out of a non football country.

And I should know, listening to some of the anchor people here in Australia.

They also don’t quite have the lingo or knowledge and it really shows up.

 

And check out these two piles of shit that Michael Cockerill has written.  I’m fuming.

Giants of Europe no longer in league of their own

Salute changing face of soccer

Does this guy follow football.  For how long?  How many games has he watched?

I want to track this guy down and have a bet with him.  I’ll take the Old World order of Brazil, Germany, England and Spain, and he can have the other four.

 

“How can it be, for instance, that a South Korean side that included only two European-based players could eliminate an Italian team made up of several of the richest and most famous players in the world? How could a Japanese midfielder who did not get one start last season with English champion Arsenal score two goals and send a side drawn almost entirely from the local J-League through to the second round? Or was Junichi Inamoto signed by Arsene Wenger just to sell Arsenal shirts in Japan?”

 

Does this dickhead know nothing?  It’s a tradition for the host to do well in the World Cup, let me think errr, England, France, West Germany, Uruguay, Argentina.

The travesty is USA and Mexico not doing that well when hosting the World Cup, and further compounded by USA, Mexico, China and Indonesia having more people playing than most of the rest of the world put together.  The Europeans and South Americans have the power because they have the money because fans and sponsors put the money in.  Simple really. It’s hardly surprising that one of Japan and South Korea have done so well.

Also, you can sign a great player from a foreign country but if they don’t settle culturally they don’t tend to play well.  Most South Americans in England, and most English players abroad, don’t cut it.

 

World Cups have always had shocks and unexpected teams going through.  North Korea putting out Italy in 1966.  USA beating England in 1950, Cameroon in 1990.  It doesn’t mean that power or good play is shifting.  Did Michael Cockerill watch any of the Italy games and the disgraceful decisions against them.  Not just one or two but several.  “Good players are good players regardless of their nationality”  Er not quite Michael.  Good players are good players when their mental frame of mind is right, either by playing in front of their home crowd or settling in somewhere.  Many sportspeople have equal skill but do they have the mental capacity.

“In the US, the major league seems to be over its teething problems” !!  What, after 30 years and hosting one World Cup, and 18 million players (according to FIFA), you don’t say.

 

And what’s this crap about Christian Vieri not practising with his right foot in Australia.  What shit.

It’s not as though the Americans who’ve played for English clubs have set the world on fire.

The Senegal players are following the pattern of French football.  Crap domestic teams and great International teams.

 

And finally on a different subject, this one raised my eyebrows.  This article claims to know who sent the Anthrax but the FBI aren’t acting on it.

Yet another conspiracy theory, but this one makes sense if you follow the first three points.  If it’s true that the Anthrax has been identified as coming from an American establishment, then there can only be 100 suspects of which 90 can be accounted for, one person stands out as having been suspected by several colleagues.

 

Wednesday 19th June 2002

Korea!

I didn’t watch the Italy v Korea game last night, but I checked the score at 60 mins and thought that’s it 1-0 Italy.

Just switching the lights off and I thought I’d check the score, 1-1 and going into extra time.

Sat down on the sofa, and holy shit, Korea score.

 

It doesn’t surprise me that Korea won, though a bit lucky to equalise in the 88th minute, they have looked very good compared to the over fancy theatrical Japan.

Of course Turkey beat Japan, as predicted.

 

It’s getting so exciting now, especially with England v Brazil coming up.

 

Tuesday 18th June 2002

More USA and Football

Two more links about USA and Football (Soccer!)

The first one is another analysis of the American attitude to football,

TIME.com: The Rest-of-the-World Cup -- June 17, 2002

It’s a very good analysis.

 

The second one is more ho ho very satirical, and not quite so good, but makes the point.

SatireWire | SOCCER-MAD AMERICA CRAZED OVER WORLD CUP

Got it right on Turkey beating Japan, but wrong on Mexico beating USA.

I fancied Mexico to beat Germany, but I’ll have to now go for Germany to beat USA.

 

Monday 17th June 2002

Brazil here we come!

Brazil just beat Belgium, so Brazil here we come.

I can’t wait.

One prediction wrong.  USA beat Mexico. 

Now 2 teams I hate are playing each other, Germany and USA, so one of them will be knocked out.

 

I’m optimistic about England beating Brazil.

I don’t know why or how, but something’s going to happen.

Maybe another 5-1 win to England to lay another ghost to rest.

 

Sunday 16th June 2002

3-0 to The Inger-land

Yes, Yes, Yes. 3-0, and England go through.

I thought the Danes looked very good, but luck was on England’s side.

Heskey looked shit, and yet started to suddenly play well.

Yet again, England did what they had to do.

 

Just watched Ireland lose on penalties.

Spain look very good.  Mind you, so did the Irish, making best of their limited resources.

I thought the Swedish referee was excellent.  The best refereeing I’ve ever seen.  He made all the right decisions, let the game flow, and I like his attitude.

 

I’ve called all 4 second round games correctly so far.

So I’d better make the rest of my World Cup predictions now.  I’m not usually one for subjective predictions, but here goes.

Brazil to beat Belgium

Turkey to beat Japan.  I think Japan are brittle show-offs and Turkey will show them up.  Japan do look a bit like Argentina in ’78 though!

Mexico to beat USA

Italy to beat Korea

 

I’ll go further.

England to beat Brazil.  Yes, I think finally England with Sven will lay the final ghost to rest.  Brazil were not that good in qualifying for the World Cup.

Mexico to beat Germany.  Mexico look very good, and it’s time for the Germans to be shown up for the mediocre side they really are.

Senegal to beat Turkey

Spain to beat Italy

 

England to beat Senegal

Spain to beat Mexico

 

England v Spain final.  And I think England have had a long lucky run, and their luck finally runs out, and they lose narrowly to Spain, 1-0.

 

Saturday 15th June 2002

England v Denmark

Can’t think of anything to write about today, except I’m excited about the England v Denmark game tonight.

I don’t know that much about the Danes except they hammered France, and finished top.

Reading the Football 365 link, it looks like it’s going to be easy, but it never is against Scandinavian teams (do Denmark count as a Scandinavian team?)

Denmark have a better record than England in recent tournaments, given that they won the European Championship in ’92.

I think it will be very close, maybe even 0-0 and down to penalties.

My heart says England, my head says Denmark.

In reality, England have played well in defence, but have no creativity or zip in midfield, and therefore no supply up front, other than long pumps to Owen.

It would all be different if Scholes was further forward (but not a forward) and Sheringham played for longer, and Vassell or Fowler hit form.

It’s simple though.  Get rid of Heskey.

 

I’m guessing that Sven has got England mentally prepared for both the game and penalties.

Neither being over confident nor fearing The Danes.

But let’s face it, England and Germany have been very poor for a few years, but are both coming good again.

Has this game come too soon?

 

These next two games have a Cameroon/Belgium ‘90, Spain ‘96 feel about them, where the other team plays better and England fluke their way through, deserving a bit of luck.  We’ve laid the Germany and Argentina ghost to rest, now it’s time for a Nordic country to get stuffed, and then the big one.

Beat Brazil!

 

Friday 14th June 2002

Dell

Great piece in Wired Magazine on the Dell business model and Michael Dell.

One bit caught my eye so far,

 

Let others dream up products never before imagined and risk their futures on that vision. Dell is content to ask consumers what they want and then sell it to them.”

 

Blimey.  Asking consumers what they want and then delivering it to them!

 

For companies more dependent on channels than on customers, Wal-Mart's future is the future. For those that care more about customers, Dell looks like destiny. For would-be Dells, giving customers easy tools for collaborative design, configuration, and simulation is the most obvious first step. Treating suppliers like full and equal partners is an even more culturally demanding next step.

 

Thursday 13th June 2002

C’mon Inger-land

So England drew with Nigeria and are now meeting Denmark in the last 16 of the World Cup.

How exciting.

I think some people are being a bit over critical about their play against Nigeria.

They did what they had to do.  It was a risky strategy, which could have gone disastrously wrong.

But it didn’t, and most of us didn’t expect them to get this far.

I called two of the games correctly and thought Argentina would beat England, and they might have.

England have played very well.  The defence has been excellent.

The midfield has been industrious if lacking a bit of pep.

The attack hasn’t been needed yet.

 

Just two things.

  1. Get rid of Heskey.
  2. I’m not sure England can cut it if they go one or two goals down.

 

Finally, I hope under Sven, they’ve been practising their penalty taking this time!

Given the way England have been playing, penalties seem very likely.

Denmark is as good as you’re going to get for choice of team to play.

We must be cautious but not fearful.

Unfortunately, I’m sure Denmark given the choice of who to play would quite fancy beating England.

Let’s hope we score first.

 

Tuesday 11th June 2002

And just to prove what crap Americans write

I can’t put my finger on it.

Is it his writing style?  I thought he’s American but actually he’s a Brit writing like an American.

Is it that he knows nothing about Football (soccer) but pretends he does?

I’ve noticed this with Aussie soccer commentators as well, they seem to get their language just slightly wrong so you know they’re talking bullshit.

I can’t remember examples, but it’s like calling Tottenham Hotspur, The Spurs, instead of Spurs.

Or referring to Arsenal in the singular because you think you know they’re called The Arsenal, but that’s an in-joke.

There’s some good Fast Show sketches on the middle-classes pretending to follow football.

(I’m middle class but at least I’ve been following the game for 35 years since 1967)

 

I really don’t think the Americans get it.  I don’t think they understand what it takes physically, mentally and technically to win the World Cup.

They seem to think that a couple of Americans playing at lower level football in Europe will cut it.

If the Americans (or Australians for that matter) really put their minds to it, they might, just might win the World Cup in 20 years time.

They did meet each other a few years ago, in a semi or final of the World Under-21 championship, but there’s a big difference between that and the World Cup.

Only a few teams have won the World Cup and USA aren’t about to spoil the party.  You can be lucky once or twice, but not for the whole tournament.

It’s the same with the F.A Cup.  No second division team or below has ever made it to the final (I think I’m right on that one.  Certainly never won the F.A Cup).

 

Check these bets out on Wired.  It’s such shit “while players like Claudio Reyna and Kasey Keller have become acknowledged international stars”.

They’re mediocre Premiership players.

They’d have to get near a World Cup final, choke, start again a few years later and then do it.

But by then they’d have to have a new set of players and an infrastructure to feed a squad.

The numbers of players playing in each country is no reflection of the quality of a World Cup team, otherwise China, USA, and Mexico would be right up there.

China are crap and USA and Mexico have done nothing despite having World Cups on home soil, which is usually a guarantee with a half decent team, of at least making the final!  In fact, I just found this in the FIFA sitewithout counting children and the occasional player, the records reveal that the following countries have the highest proportion of participants in the game: USA (well nigh 18 million), Indonesia (10 million), PR China (7.2 million), Mexico (7.4 million), Brazil (7 million) and Germany (6.3 million)

 

Ooo, and look where Boston are.  It just goes to show that most Americans talk shit, especially about Football.

I hope Ted Danson wins his $1000 this year.

 

 

Monday 10th June 2002

Isolation of the USA

A great article written by Andrew Sullivan, about the cultural isolation of the USA in footballing (soccer) terms.

On one level it’s a light hearted dig, but on a deeper level it’s about everything that’s wrong with the USA.

They just don’t get it, and soccer is a metaphor for their lack of soccer interest.

How may other countries have “World Series” that only involves themselves.

Delusional.

And worrying.

 

And another great article by Andrew Sullivan on The Overclass – What do we do with the mega-rich?.

 

Sunday 9th June 2002

Limitations of the Internet

I was just searching for the words to “Georgie Porgy pudding and pie” for my daughter Georgia.

Do you know that on a Google search of “Georgie Porgy” and “Nursery Rhymes” 9 pages come back, and not one link, I could find, came back with the correct rhyme!

They all came back with this type of stuff;

 

I had to search on “nursery rhymes” and then find the rhyme.

I don’t mind the play on words, I don’t think the web is a threat to children or that kind of thing, it just worries me that 9 pages of people seem to have the same humour, and word play humour just doesn’t do it for me.  And these type of people have websites that come up high on a Google search.  It’s not really a reflection on what most people are like except the type who write websites!

 

Early search engines were good at first, but then became crap when people started to influence where they came in order.  And then Google came along which seemed to stop all that stuff by using criteria such as most links to a page, to show its importance and higher ranking.  Clearly people with gay Georgie Porgys rank higher than nursery rhyme Georgie Porgys.

 

Am I becoming a boring conservative father?

 

Saturday 8th June 2002

England

England beat Argentina 1-0 last night in the World Cup.

Fantastic.  A bit lucky, but we also had some good chances, in fact better than the Argies, even though they knocked the ball around better.

So what!  They have to do something with the ball.

England defence was great.  Butt, Scholes, and Beckham played well, especially Nicky Butt.  Sinclair played well, and Owen did his bit.

Heskey disappointing as always and Sheringham a great option to bring on.

 

Yippee.  About time a few old scores were settled.

Now please England, don’t screw up against Nigeria.

 

Friday 7th June 2002

More Canberra Rex

No wonder I feel like Bill Bryson writing about Canberra in his book “Down Under”.

I just found out that Bill Bryson stayed at the Canberra Rex for one night and based his experience of Canberra upon staying there.

So when I on Monday and Tuesday described Canberra, it was based upon a similar experience of having stayed at the Canberra Rex.

That explains a lot.  You must come when you visit Canberra, stay at The Rex for at least one night.  It’s a memorable experience!!

 

Thursday 6th June 2002

Defer to your experts on the frontline

Article in Fast Company magazine May 2002 on Karl Weick who talks about the 5 Habits of Highly Reliable Organisations.

  1. Don’t be tricked by your success
  2. Defer to your experts on the frontline
  3. Let the unexpected circumstances provide your solutions
  4. Embrace complexity
  5. Anticipate-but also anticipate your limits

I like “Defer to your experts on the frontline” and quote;

There are so many deviations out there, so much dissonance.

How do we know that’s really worth paying attention to?

The answer: Listen to your experts-the people on the front line.

People at the top may think that they have the big picture.

More accurately, they have a picture, certainly not the picture, and certainly not bigger in the sense that it includes more date.

 

The picture that frontline workers see is different. It is drawn from their firsthand knowledge of the company’s operations, strengths, and weaknesses.

What is important about the frontline workers’ view is that these people capture a fuller picture of what the organisation faces and what it can actually do.

In most cases, they see more chances for bold action than the executives at the top.  So it’s better for HRO’s to allow decisions to migrate to frontline expertise rather than to the top of pre-established hierarchies, where positions are often filled for reasons other than experience.”

 

I’ve often wondered when I’m on the frontline if I know more than the political idiots at the top running most companies.  But when you realise that most of these idiots at the top are paid on things like “shareholder value” rather than their ability to listen to their frontline employees or their customers, it make me wonder if things will ever change.  Mind you all it takes is a few listening organisations to really give the banks, airlines, and telcos, a good hammering.  They deserve it especially their senior executives who are complacent and don’t listen to their customers.

 

I have a ticket with Qantas booked online which is not transferable.  It’s for 19-50 out of Canberra tomorrow night.  I’d like to leave on an earlier flight.  What’s the problem if they have room on earlier flights to let me fly?  I just don’t get it.  Does it really cost them anything to change it?  Last week they let my Mum who was on a later flight, fly with us.  Qantas recovered some of the ill will I feel towards them, and yet today it’s back to square one.  They really don’t care.  They really shouldn’t be in business.  What do these businesses think differentiates them?  The colour of their airline?  The food?  The Air Stewards?  No. it’s customer service and flexibility and the wisdom to allow concessions which don’t cost them money.  They want to charge me a full single fair without cancellation of my other ticket.  One-way $260.  They can get stuffed.  Fortunately I thought the England v Argentina game was tonight, but it’s on Friday.

 

Wednesday 5th June 2002

IBM PC Visionary

I love collecting stories and mythology about the history of computing.

Travelling around gathering the stories and checking with other people if they are true.

 

I just heard a great one about the development of the IBM PC which I’d never heard before.

Of course the IBM PC changed the history of computing and contributed to the massive growth of Microsoft and Intel.

It might have been different.

 

The guy in charge of the IBM PC project was given 18 months to come up with a product.

In order to achieve this he realised that IBM couldn’t build an operating system and processor themselves and they’d have to outsource the components and build in-house.

Hence Microsoft for the operating system and Intel for the processor.

He never intended to licence the software from Microsoft, this was not part of his long-term plan.

But he was killed in a plane crash and the IBM people who took over didn’t fully understand the implications of what they were doing and hence the licensing agreement with Microsoft, instead of buying the software.

 

The guy who was killed in essence must have been incredibly forward thinking because he came up with the an early idea of outsourcing when it wasn’t so much in vogue, and apparently had the idea of selling PCs to IBM employees at cost and over 3 year payment agreements so that they could use them at home.  The idea is that IBM technical people in their own time at home would take their work with them and start to convert the systems they were working on to the IBM PC as a hobby, and provide IBM with a source of income on the PC hardware and free software conversion to the PC.  If this is true, this guy was a great visionary, because not only was using OEM/outsourcing to build the PC, but he foresaw an early version of open source software by getting IBM employees to hobby programme at home and pay for the privilege of it to generate income amongst the employees!

 

I must find out more about the IBM guy who ran the PC project and was killed in a plane crash.

 

Tuesday 4th June 2002

Canberra Rex Hotel

It just gets better and better.

This hotel is so much stuck in a 1970s time warp, that it is hugely entertaining.

Every new corner turned is a surprise in 70s original design.

The Presidential Suite even had a President.

Lyndon B Johnston stayed in the suite in 1966, and bed was specially designed for him.

He returned in 1967 for the memorial service of the Australian Premier Harold Holt who “disappeared” whilst walking on a beach.

If Lyndon B returned again, he’d feel at home since nothing has changed.

 

It’s just so funny staying here.

The sandwiches curl up, there aren’t enough cheese crackers for the group I’m training to have cheese – cracker ration.

You’ve got to visit The Rex Hotel in Canberra.

Someone else said the same thing, it’s like a mid western America hotel that’s seen better days.

It has the space and room, and in a brochure you could claim it has the facilities and show pictures of the facilities, but in the flesh, seeing is believing.

 

There is more room in this hotel than people in Canberra to fill it, so there’s lots of space, and lots of clashing colours.

Oh, and I’ve found more celebrities who stayed here in 1970; Tony Jacklin and Bill Cosby, Patrick MacNee and Mrs (not Mr) Spiro Agnew.

What happened in 1971 that stopped the flow of celebrities though the Canberra Rex?

 

Monday 3rd June 2002

Canberra

Weird place!

It’s like Milton Keynes but without the buzz.

Purpose built capital city of Australia.

They couldn’t decide between NSW or Victoria, Sydney or Melbourne, so they built it in the middle of nowhere.

All Australian cities are by the sea, but not this one.

You have to be really keen to work in Canberra, really want to work for the government or supply it, or supply the suppliers.

It’s a one-industry city and that industry is government.

 

There’s something not quite right here.  I can’t put my finger on it and say what it is.

I asked the taxi driver, about who moves to Canberra, and why he moved here.

“A woman.  I was dropping a friend off in Canberra and I went to a nightclub and met a woman!

My life changed.  She’s now my wife.”

We carried on talking.  He said he had to pick his kids up from school after this fare.

“Oh I replied, what ages are the they?”

“Eleven, nine, seven, six, five, and the twins are three!!”  Seven kids and I’d guess he’s only in his mid thirties at the most.

Maybe that’s all there is to do in Canberra.

It’s like time is standing still here, and you’re in a time warp.

It’s like this is what they’d build after a nuclear holocaust.

 

Why would you live or move to Canberra?  It’s a nice enough city, green, planned, laid out, but somehow it’s like Milton Keynes but without spirit.

And as for the hotel I’m in.  It’s like they haven’t done anything to it since its last refurbishment in 1970.

I swear.  The bedroom is such a bright shade of peach it looks like pink primer paint, and the bathroom is chipped enamel circa early 1970s.

The muzak was playing a version of  “If” by Bread, and as I was getting into the lift, I noticed a trophy cabinet with famous guests who’ve visited or stayed here.

I didn’t recognise any of them except, Rolf Harris who must have been passing through, and Bob Hawke in 1989, who I’ll bet wandered into a Christmas lunch.

 

The one function here is to service government.  That’s it simple and obvious.

And you notice strange offices like the headquarters for Vietnam War Veteran Counselling.

And when I got off the plane there was a fully dressed (war gear uniforms) reception party to meet someone from some South East Asian country, all standing in the small domestic departure lounge.

 

Bill Bryson expresses Canberra in his book “Down Under” much better than me.  I must go back and read his chapter, now that I’ve visited the place.

I’m here for 3 more days, so maybe first impressions are misleading.

I don’t think so.

 

Sunday 2nd June 2002

More Dyslexia

Following on from yesterday's Blog about Dyslexia, I love some of the quotes in the article and how they follow some of the themes and passions I believe in.

Charles Schwab couldn’t write quickly enough, take legible notes or remember four words in a row.

I now educate and train partly because of my own educational experiences.

Seeing a solution quicker than others and having to wait for them to catch up.

My lack of rigorous step-by-step process.

Which way to turn when getting out of an elevator or again, telephone numbers.

I have to remember telephone numbers as a pattern where the numbers relate to each other.

Not following convention.  I feel so strongly about this right now, especially with regarding science, which has largely been corrupted.

Drugs, food supplements, diet and nutrition, calling vitamins “vitamins” when they’re synthesised fakes, BSE and CJD, X-Rays.

My gut feel and lack of convention tell me that these are mostly all fakes and need exposing.

 

Branson’s interest in creating things, rather than business plans and making money.

A desire to put right what is wrong.

A gut feel for a business rather than raw figures.

Challenging the way an airline is run, going against 50 years of perceived wisdom.

Why do things have to be the way they are?

Why do I feel I have to change them?

I never show my handwriting, I’m ashamed of it. (Funny though that as a trainer, I write (badly) on wipeboards and flipcharts.

Talking to people instead of writing.

My love of newspapers and magazines.

Short reading and short proposals.  Back of a cigarette packet.

I hate process and risk assessments and proposal that are long pages of drivel, which no one reads and digests.

The maximum amount of meaning in the minimal amount of context.

Seeing the big picture early on.  Cutting straight to what’s important.  To hell with the process.

The Vision and The Action and to hell with the bit in the middle.

Rechecking calculations and writing, five times.

Making pronouncements with no facts to back them up.  Those used to be called “Motherhood Statements”

“Tony, you make to many motherhood statements.”

I call it Vision nowadays.

 

And finally this idea that the D graders dedicate the buildings.  The dropouts become the very wealthy.

They think beyond current convention.  They have to, because current convention and education is so narrow.

 

Saturday 1st June 2002

Dyslexia

Just reading an article in Fortune Magazine May 2002 Edition on “The Dyslexic CEO”.

About how many CEOs or great leaders are dyslexic.

The first thing I want to say is that the word dyslexic for a dyslexic is one of the most terrifying words to write or spell.

I really struggle with the spelling and writing of the word, is it some kind of cruel joke?

 

Being dyslexic myself, I identify with so much of what’s written in the article.

The struggle at school, being good at some subjects but appalling at others.  The embarrassment.

Especially my handwriting and spelling.  The shame of it.

Many people think that dyslexia is just work blindness, but I have no trouble reading.

I have trouble retaining what I’ve read and remembering things and telephone numbers which one of the people interviewed talks about.

I can’t handwrite, I sometimes can’t spell, I mix letters round when I’m typing, and I’m not good at proof reading and spotting errors in my writing, even though I read through things several times.

I have strange ones like when I write the words on a cheque, I struggle to write “four” always wanting to write “4our” or sometimes “8ight”.

It sometimes feels like I have a stammer in my brain.  I hesitate so that I can overcome it.

 

The upside as described in the article is that dyslexics tend to have strong skills in certain areas, they tend to see things quickly, hence a high number of successful CEO who jump straight to point but without the detail.  I guess this only works if you have people around who can fill in and execute the detail.

 

What I realise in writing about this, is that it’s not that there’s a high proportion of dyslexics it’s just that education is delivered in such a narrow way.

If you can’t write properly you’re no one.  So even if you’re good at maths and science and have strong spatial skills, you still have to express that in a written form.

And I really recognise the struggle to write fast enough in class to stay up with the teacher, and no more so than in science lessons.

So, not only did I struggle with the art subjects, but I couldn’t write my science notes fast enough.

If I’m struggling to write then when do I have time to spatially organise what they’re saying into a form I can remember.

 

It was such a relief to realise I was dyslexic, not to blame for any of my struggles or to use it as an excuse, but to learn to lean my work to my strengths, to understand that I’m not very good at writing proposals, I’m not good at proofing things, and it takes me a long time to write certain documents.  I can think out of the box, spatialise, move my thought very quickly, see the future trends, challenge the norm.

 

And strangely enough by recognising all these things, and using the magic of the word processor, nearly 40 years of stored up memories, knowledge and wisdom are flowing every day on to these pages.

 

A couple of quotes from the article, which hit the mark for me, and most of which describe my own struggle;

 

“Charles Schwab was very strong in math, science, and sports (especially golf), which helped him get into Stanford. But anything involving English "was a disconnect." He couldn't write quickly enough to capture his thoughts. He couldn't listen to a lecture and take legible notes. He couldn't memorize four words in a row.”

“It's probably no accident that Kinko's, Cisco, and Schwab have all been on Fortune's list of the best places to work. "I never put people down, because I know what that feels like," says Branson, who seldom asks for a resume either, "because I haven't got one myself."”

 

“Like Chambers, Schwab fast-forwards past the smaller, logical steps of sequential thinkers. "Many times I can see a solution to something and synthesize things differently and quicker than other people," he says. In meetings, "I would see the end zone and say, 'This is where we need to go.' " This annoys sequential thinkers, he says, because it shortcuts their "rigorous step-by-step process."”

 

“Diane Swonk's former boss and mentor at Bank One always thought Swonk had a "third eye." Swonk, an economist, says it's dyslexia. Although she has worked in the same building for 16 years, she still has a hard time figuring out which track her commuter train is on and which way to turn when she leaves the office elevator. She can't dial telephone numbers. She has a hard time with arithmetic, reversing and transposing numbers.”

"I'm not in the consensus a lot," says Swonk. "In fact, being in the consensus makes me really uncomfortable."

 

“Branson approaches business completely differently from most. "I never, ever thought of myself as a businessman," he tells the Boston CEOs. "I was interested in creating things I would be proud of." He started Virgin Atlantic because flying other airlines was so dreadful. He knew he could provide better service. There's an irony here, says Branson: "Look, if I'd been good at maths, I probably never would have started an airline."

 

“Branson is not the only dyslexic CEO who has tried to bluff his way through problems. For years, Orfalea says, "I was a closet bad reader ... I never showed anybody my handwriting until I was in my 40s." He cultivated a casual, can't-be-bothered-with-it management style that allowed him to avoid the written word. If he received a long letter, for instance, "I'd just hand it to somebody else and say, 'Here, read it.' " He mostly avoided the corporate office and instead went from Kinko's to Kinko's, observing, talking to customers, making changes. He wasn't goofing off; he was vacuuming up information in his own.”

 

“For most dyslexic business leaders, reading is still not easy. They tend to like newspapers, short magazine articles, summaries. Says Chambers: "Short reading is fine. But long reading I just really labor over." His staff knows to deliver summaries in three pages or less, the major points highlighted in yellow. McCaw says he can read and write. "But to do either requires a lot of energy and concentration." He and the others are information grazers. "You learn for self-preservation to grasp the maximum amount of meaning out of the minimal amount of context," says McCaw, describing his reading like this: "You don't really view the piece of paper. You scan. You may pull something out of it," all the while alternating between "apparent disinterest and maniacal focus." Once McCaw makes short work of the short stack of papers in his in-box, they disappear. When government investigators asked to see his files during a routine antitrust inquiry in 1985, there were none. "Craig and a piece of paper do not remain together for very long," his COO told the investigators.”

 

. "You are always trying to figure out where something's going--to put it in context," he says. "It's harder to just read it straight." Seeing the big picture early on may be the dyslexic's best shortcut: If you know where you're going, you can figure out how to get there. "One of the things dyslexics do is learn to get the big picture, to grasp things very quickly rather than seeing the itty-bitty part," says Shaywitz. "They have no choice. It's a survival skill. But I've been struck by the perceptions and relationships they're able to see."

 

Managing dyslexia is a lifelong effort. Winkler, who now teaches a leadership course at the University of Michigan Business School, starts his day with brain exercises he calls Wink's Warm-Ups. Sometimes he uses multiplication and division flash cards. Other mornings he practices "trigger" words, like "won't" or "didn't," that confuse him. The College Board's Caperton says he almost always has to redial phone numbers, often more than once. Swonk rechecks her calculations five times.

 

The Cisco CEO does something else every successful business leader should do, but often doesn't: He builds a team to shore up his weaknesses. "I will not spend as much time on individual details," Chambers says, so he hires detail people "who are able to go A to B, B to C, and to take the components apart." McCaw says dyslexics need a translator "who can take that conceptual or intuitive idea and get it into a form that's usable." Because he's more conceptual than analytical, he needs someone who can communicate with people who are the opposite. "One on one, you just drive them crazy," he says. "You come up with a pronouncement, and you have no facts to back it up. It just irritates the daylights out of them. You really need a translator with a foot in both camps."

 

At Maker's Mark, Samuels surrounds himself with "very verbal people who like to communicate what they're doing." Even his production vice president and his CFO--positions that don't normally attract chatty types--are that way because, he says, "I knew I'd have to find people who would tolerate my need to be talked to a lot." Orfalea recalls that his mother used to console him by saying that when everybody grows up, "the A students work for the B students. The C students run the businesses. And the D students dedicate the buildings."