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January Blogs: Actions Speak Louder than Words, Wordy Bullshit, Branding, Links Today, TV Heaven, Enemies Bring Gifts, Debate on Dave Weinberger’s New Book, Change Now, Rant, What I did on my Holidays, Fame and Immortality (Me and Bill Gates),e-business failures, Parallels with my Father, Micropayments-The Future of the Internet, My First Day at School, Football Memories and a Chance in Life, Rivers Link People, Links, Design and Creativity, The Other Faces, 7UP, What is Voice?-Vision and Action, Writing in Progress, Latest Virus Alerts, When is a Weblog a Weblog, Hello 2002, Happy New Year, 2002 New Year’s Resolutions.

February Blogs: Spike Milligan Dies, Camp It Up!, Cluetrain Savaged (and the Nevilles), Goods Luck Elliot!, Monkey Brains, Busy and Thanks, MindMaps and Walter Winterbottom, Radio 8 Blog and Micropayments, Morning Pages, Women!, Jackson Browne Lyrics – Lives in the Balance, Let the Consumer and Employee Revolution Begin, Life and Death, Corporate Rant, Wilful Georgia!, Celebrity Blogs, United Internet, Friends Reunited at Work, Immunisation?, Good Business Leadership, No Logo, Definitely No Logo, Missing in Action, Paolo Di Canio.

March Blogs: Words Fail Me, Losing My Religion, Bush Fire?, Fucking Telstra, Redflagsweekly, The Best Companies to Work For?, Good to Be Back, Write On – Cling Sheets, Georgia, Redundancy, Am I a Loser?, Google Image Searches, Sporting DNA, Corporate DNA, My World has Changed, Internet Laugh, No Logo, Political Compass, Fark, Sex Sells,  Tourette Syndrome Barbie, Trailer Park (Trash?), Gauss Rifle, Bruce Sterling, Deep Links and Google Scientology, Jimmy Hill I love you because…,

April Blogs : Doctors-My Arse, My Website Stats, FriendsReunited and Demography of Networks, Other People, Today, Missing Days, Nothing Today, Aussie Humour, Come on England, Ethics, Quality of Life, United Reject, I’m Tired, Israel, Vaccines, Computer Addiction, Self Adjusting Networks, Website Redesign, My Website is Back, Apologies for Telstra, Andrew Sullivan, Zipf’s Law, Fucking Telstra yet again, Still a Snowboard Addict, and Logos, Redflagsweekly Again and The Queen Mum’s Funeral, Game Addiction, Gravity and Science, Maglev and Political Power, Fark Links, Lost Keys and High Hopes, Scientific Research Stinks, Big Companies, Dangers of DHMO.

May Blogs: Georgia not sleeping, Georgia not well, Sydney, QANTAS, Dave Portnoy – Friendsreunited, PC Cleanup, Cooking Food is Killing Us, Printers and Designers, Telstra Update, Stupid White Men, Fixit and Hoaxes, Website Nightmare, Blogging Time, ICL and British Invention, Wedding Photos, Stressful Day, Good to be Back, Crawling Daughter, Blue Peter, Anti-Gravity, Mothers Day, Sven’s England Team, Man Yoo Mourning, Nothing and Tom Peters!, Telstra yet Again and Broadband, Crawling!, Perth, Barbara Castle and Sliding Doors, Enzymes.

June Blogs: Brazil, Tim Henman’s Serve, David O’Leary sacking, Wheels come off WorldCom, Brazil beat Turkey, A Deeply Frustrating Day, Sick, England Keep Falling Over, Oh No, England 1 Brazil 2, America and Anthrax, Korea!, More USA and Football, Brazil here we come!, 3-0 to The Inger-land, England v Denmark, Dell, C’mon Inger-land, And just to prove what crap Americans write, Isolation of the USA, Limitations of the Internet, England, More Canberra Rex, Defer to your experts on the frontline, IBM PC Visionary, Canberra Rex Hotel, Canberra, More Dyslexia, Dyslexia.

 

July Blogs: Laptop Troubles, Sense of Direction, Rio, Miracles of the Mind, Sick and Tired, Lack of Fame – Janis Ian, Fame, I want to live forever! Rod Steiger, Brisbane, Born in the USA.

 

Friday 26th July 2002

Laptop Troubles

Been very busy this week, so I’ve slipped up a bit on my writing.

Also, having trouble getting access on a phone line to download.

My laptop is trying to tell me it wants replacing.

On top of the problems of being on Windows 95 without a software disc, as well as having lots of other software without the discs, and a C: drive that keeps filling up rapidly, the last straw seems to be the thing that give the screen its “stiffy”.

You know, the thing that keeps the screen open and stiff.

It’s gone totally, so either the screen flops totally open, or flops totally shut.

No screen erection whatsoever.  I’m sure this won’t be the first time a laptop screen has gone floppy, and there must be a replacement part, but on a 3-year-old laptop, is it worth finding it.

On the other hand, I am really experiencing $4500 worth of pain to consider a replacement laptop fully speced.

It’s not as though it’s the processor that needs replacing.  I’m perfectly happy with the Pentium II processor, as long as I have enough memory, which I do, and I could do with a bigger disc.

 

I guess recently, where I’ve speculated and splashed out, I’ve accumulated and even more work has come my way.

 

So I’d better start looking.

 

Sense of Direction

Either I’m losing my sense of direction or I’m upside down.

Driving through Perth yesterday, I realise I have no sense of where the hell I am.

When I was younger, I had a much better sense of direction, and more interest in finding my bearings.

Nowadays, I get from A to B and hope and pray, especially that I can get back from B to A.  My memory for names had always been lousy, but I think it’s been further compounded by this upside down thing.

Being down under.  Not being upside down, but getting used to the sun being in the Northern sky.  It makes a big difference you know, to be able to immediately know where South is.  Here in Australia, when I need to make a split second decision on direction, I get confused.

That, or I’m getting old!!

 

This is driving me mad.  I have no access in the apartment to my ISP dial up.  It doesn’t seem to work, so I have little incentive to write.  Also, my laptop screen losing its stiffness, doesn’t help.  I seem to be losing most of July to this lack of access and lack of organisation on my laptop.  Today was recovery day from training solidly for 4 days over the weekend with back to back courses.  My friend Caroline has had her baby.  Grace.  Fantastic.  Must call her soon.

 

Rio

Man Utd signing Rio eh?  Good move, but to put so much in one player who may get injured is risking a lot.  And besides, I don’t think the problem lies in the middle of defence.  Better full-backs, cover and replacement for Keane, although Butt has come of age.  But if Van Nistelrooy gets injured we’re really stuffed, because we don’t have an attacker who can hold the ball up, since we sold Cole.  That is not a good situation for a top team to be in, and I don’t see where we’re going to get an attacker from.  Relying on Van Nistelrooy to not get injured and maintain his form is asking an awful lot.  Does getting rid of Yorke just finance Ferdinand or does it lead to Duff or another player coming in?  I hope so but I guess not.

 

Sunday 14th July 2002

Miracles of the Mind

So I’m half asleep this morning, having gone back to bed with my cold.

And suddenly it comes to me, I don’t know how.  Tony Selby.

That’s the guy who was in the Special Branch episode with George Sewell.

With that knowledge, the sitcom Tony Selby was in was “Get Some In”.

 

Finally got most of the website working again.  Just one page of photos to ponder about.

It’s so slow though.  I’m sure it’s the crappy webserver.

I reckon now it should be easy to move to a good webserver now.

 

Saturday 13th July 2002

Sick and Tired

I have streaming cold today, so I’ve not been feeling well.

Watching the telly for most of the day which I rarely do nowadays.

“Special Branch” with George Sewell.  There’s a guy in it today who was in a 70s sitcom, Tony somebody.

RAF, he was the sergeant bossing them around.  I just can’t find it on the internet, it’s driving me mad.

 

Also, I’ve tried so hard to get my website up and fully running.  It’s driving me mad.

I now have double the webspace, but appear to have half the speed.

I don’t know if this is because the server is in America and not Australia.

I think it’s just a slow server.

Also, the server doesn’t recognise upper case letters in the filenames and links.

So I’ve had to not only change all the filenames, but also the links in each page.

It must be over 400 changes.  I do that, get most of it working, and now it won’t load some of my photo thumbs.

The links to the big photos are ok but some, and only some of the thumbs won’t load.

Holy shit, I though Telstra BigPond was bad.

The support consists of sending them an email with no guarantee of when there will be a response.

I suppose you get what you pay, and now I have to consider using another webserver.

Damn.

             

And why do the defaults on Word2002 keep changing?  It keeps changing to English USA for the spellchecker, and suddenly it’s inserting bloody SmartTags which get coded into HTML. 

Shit.

 

Friday 12th July 2002

Lack of Fame – Janis Ian

Found a link to Janis Ian’s website (She sang Seventeen) for her writing on  The Internet Debacle on digital licensing and performer rights.

Very eloquent.

But better still is this one Janis Ian's Monumental Mistakes  It’s hilarious and kind of a lesson in life.

That way, next time you make one of your own, you can read mine and take heart. After all, as stupid as they were, I'm still here - still writing, still recording, still performing, still able to earn a living in music after 33 years on the job. It could be worse.

1.

The scenario:

An office at The William Morris Agency, circa 1967.

 

The players:

Myself, my former manager, and my agents David Geffen and Hal Ray.

 

My situation:

Society's Child, written and sung by me, is top ten on the Billboard Chart; my album is also top ten. I'm fifteen years old.

 

The issue at hand:

Whether to accept a three-month project scoring an as-yet-unnamed film for very little money.

 

The discussion:

"This film stars some short, big-nosed unknown with bad hair; it's got an untried director as well. The story line is silly - Up With People guy graduates, has an affair with his mother's close friend and neighbour, falls in love with her daughter, and runs away with her on a bus after breaking into the church where her wedding's being held."

 

The decision:

Pass. Doesn't sound like a winner.

 

The result:

The Graduate comes out and breaks all box office records. I, in the meanwhile, go off to Spain and score a film called Four Rode Out, which is occasionally shown on late-night Turkish television.

 

The consequences:

Paul Simon goes on to win a multitude of Grammys for his work. I win a multitude of nominations for my work.

 

What I'd do now:

Insist on seeing a rough cut of the film, ignore my agents and manager, and take the project precisely because it was so full of unknowns.

 

My current take:

Maybe I could have written Bridge Over Troubled Water, but it's doubtful.”

 

And there’s ten more where that came from of equal gobsmackingness!!

 

Thursday 11th July 2002

Fame, I want to live forever! Rod Steiger

Been struggling to write daily.

I’ve got so much on, plus my technology is creaking.  My laptop isn’t linked to my PC so currently I’m transferring small files by floppy disc.

Secondly, my website has 350Kb of space left on it which is hardly an incentive to write or take photos.

I have to spend a day getting the new webserver cleaned up with the links. I haven’t had time to do that.

 

Found two great links yesterday.

Rod Steiger died this week.  So what?  Well there’s a parlour game known as 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon.

Pick an actor and see how few steps you can link an actor from the films they’ve been in with other actors, to Kevin Bacon.

The thing is Kevin Bacon if far from being the best linked actor.

In other words the shortest average number of steps to any other actor.

That accolade surprisingly belonged to Rod Steiger.

So I searched for the database and found a treasure chest.

UVA Computer Science: The Oracle of Bacon at Virginia

This is the reseach project which has linked every actor to every other actor alive or passed over to the other  side as John Edward would say!

It uses  The Internet Movie Database (IMDb). which in itself is fascinating because it carries the information of every actor, ever!

But back at the Oracle of Bacon, they’ve come up with 1000 best connected actors, and Rod Steiger has lost his place to ….

Christopher Lee.  I love the maths of it because there’s two ways to be right up there.

Either act with the most actors and hence give yourself lots of short steps to every other actor, or act with the best connected actors.

You can also link any actor with any other actor and check the shortest number of steps.

 

It’s fascinating to have a look at the 1000 list and see who’s in the top 20 and who’se way down.

You’d be amazed.

And the two top connected actresses?  Go check it out.

 

Monday 8th July 2002

Brisbane

In Brisbane for 2 days, training.

Pleasant city, set on the river and not the coast, to my surprise.

Good weather considering it’s winter, and unlike Melbourne!

 

Just so busy and haven’t written my stuff for a few days.

Also, the technology is beginning to creak.

My laptop in on Windows 95.

I have a legitimate ’98 disc but it’s not an upgrade disc, so when I try to load it, it’s not built to upgrade from ’95.

I risk losing all my data and applications if I put a new operating system on.

The laptop is fine, it’s a Pentium II with 196MB of memory which if perfectly good enough.

It does only have a 4 GB disc which is proving a bit cumbersome.

I also have wiped out the printer port, and the briefcase folder keeps locking.

I want to clean all this up, have my laptop on at least Windows ’98 so the USB port works properly and I can link my PC with my laptop more easily.

I just can’t find an easy way to do it.

It’s crazy but it’s almost better to buy a new laptop with Microsoft office for $4500.

Do I pay that amount of money or do I put up with $4500 worth of hassle?

 

Mind you, I bet for significantly less than that I could find a good technical person to sort my laptop out and link it to my PC.

 

Thursday 4th July 2002 

Born in the USA

It’s the 4th of July, and I’ve recently been developing my theory on Americans.

I don’t want to be rude about them because after all this is their day, and they will be reading this!

How can I put this?

Most Americans seem to have the brain of an Ant!!!

But that works in their favour.

They are the world force they are because they act like ants.

They collaborate and network.

Failure is acceptable.

So what if a few ants are squished for the good of the colony.

So what if a few ants stray too far a field looking for new sources of food.

 

And the more I develop this ant theory of Americans the more it seems to fit.

And come to think of it there are a few recent books on ant networks.

 

Americans are great with content.  Great films (some bad ones as well!), great sitcoms, great feats of science and production.

How can this be?

Ants.

They come up with a single idea, a one trick pony.

And they give it to the ant colony to develop.

Using sitcoms as an example.  They come up with one line and 20 ants develop it into a joke, which is then researched with the audience until it’s funny.

Compare this with a single Brit who locks himself in a room for 6 months and comes up with Fawlty Towers.

It’s the same with say training material.  I couldn’t work out how they manage to write so many books and develop so many PowerPoint slides.

They collaborate.  One Ant comes up with a single idea like “Cover all your bases”.

And the other Ants go off and develop this idea into a book and spin-offs, just based on one idea.

They’re unstoppable these Ants.

Happy July 4th United States of Ants.